BenFranklinsDick @ BenFranklinsDick @lemmy.world

Most prolific penis of the founding fathers

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Absolutely based

I like how you can tell where some asshole rode on the grass instead of the road.

I approve

Does the symbiote fuck anyone?

Asking for a friend.

Charr?

Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.

How the fuck are you supposed to sell black market cheese anyways?

Some sketchy guy in the Home Depot parking lot?

"Hey kid, you want some artisanal cheese?"

Why did you censor that?

It's a classic

It's extremely rewarding and difficult to be nice in GTA.

Try it out sometime. You'll learn to hate the Chinese like everyone else.

Am I the only one here who while peeing, flushes the toilet and tries to race it as it goes down?

Tell us what the free gift was you fuck.

You know what you did.

Doctor Who fans in a nutshell.

Don't @ me.

Thanks for updating it.

Thank you.

Low quality ass jpegs in 2024 should be a war crime.

Bullshit. Show me his certifications.

If he ain't consuming at LEAST a gallon of ranch every month, I want his title revoked.

Geebo stole my cat and made me take feet pictures to get him back.

Where do I get the rat slippers?

Asking for a friend.

Having sex with older women shouldn't be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who's on the fence about it.

My younger cousin once came back from a fishing trip at a local pond in Nebraska and kept talking about the butt fish and how its face looked like a butt. So you'd ask him what he meant and what did it look like, and then he'd drop his pants and moon you and run away.

His name was Garrett, and now he's married and took over the family ranch. I wonder how his wife puts up with him.