Step one: meet Greg

Step two: ???

Step three: GREGNANT

DJ SkudMizzle

Everything's coming up Milhouse

It's referencing the song "Barracuda" by Heart

Yellow 5? Ah, so this is the real reason for the Mountain Dew verification can...

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

I've seen these before, I can confirm it's real

I hate that this is how I learned about this, but somehow not surprised

I fell into a burning rule of fire

R

Women and I are in the USA and I are in the USA and I are in the USA

And it keeps repeating...

Foah suppah, I er uh would like a party plattah

Probably Trump wanting to monetize it for himself. It is, unfortunately, an amazing photo

And he was a metal singer, went by Charlemagne, if I'm not mistaken

My favorite knuckleballer, Tim Wakedield

But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please!"

Is this Papa Roach's new song?

In The Dark Knight Returns, he's 55 and hasn't been Bat Man in roughly ten years. It's well worth the read. Hell, I need to do a reread.

Storm Troopers and Vader's coming,

We're finally on our own

We know Major Tom's a junkie, strung out in heaven's high... Hitting an all-time low...