Urinium

Pedal. To the. Metal.

Yes, but that particular sink happens to be named "Baby".

Not enough socialism or porn

There is no such thing as a true democracy. Humans are far too easily corruptible for that.

Money is always the dictator. If you take it out of the equation, it just gets replaced by power. Not that those two are mutually exclusive...

Any government that claims to be something in between really just wants you to think it's something in between.

Pretty much all communist regimes have been dictatorships. What's your point?

I'm pretty sure that was the author's intention.

All the idiots are still on shitter and idiots are how influencers make money.

It's all Greebles?

It always has been.

He was just trying to surprise the dude with an LTT screwdriver

Hoodbachi

Luckily, all my light bulbs are the (American) football-shaped LED kind and there's no glass.

I don't think hogwash means what you think it means.

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Tech companies have optimized their hiring processes to hire the worst possible candidates anyway.