Teach her to play with my balls like I’m Ted Lasso

Because it’s mean, and you justify being a shithead through a plethora of reasons by concern trolling. There’s always going to be x, y, z reasons why fakenews isn’t good enough for you, but if that’s the case why are you always so insistent in bringing it up whenever you have the chance. It’s pathetic tbh

Why do you never stfu about fake news, like 30% of your cringe comments are always “fake news bad and unfunny.” Legit all your posts and comments read like they’re from a Redditors hand

discord guy sounds like a massive fucking nerd ngl

New slop from mother

This person feels like some GTA side character who gets brought back in the sequels because she's a fan favourite or something. Ngl her continued posting is very funny

Average r/TwoSentenceHorror post:

Literally just young sheldon

Canadian Healthcare

If they were done by Brits at least one of the break away regions flags would have the pedophile pride flag stamped on the corner of it

Always thought that line went hard AF

oh lol iirc that guy actually got banned from like half a dozen instances and even from shitjustworks for posting multiple extremely transphobic rants

Edit:

Mfw transphobic scratched libs pretend to care about trans rights so that they can justify being genocide joe fanboys

iirc that was r/EnoughCommieSpam which has had to make multiple separate threads for praise of fascist politicians, antisemitism, transphobia, racism, nazism, etcetera but r/tankiejerk has had to make threads about how "anti-white racism" is a fascist dog whistle, to stop calling Corbyn a tankie bcs it makes them look bad and that the US is bad actually

hexbear dot net

internet-addled liberal

I want a butlerian jihad against this bot specifically for pinging me

here's the r/tankiejerk thread on this guy that got deleted by the mods for being too lib even for them, now the mods made a pinned thread praising him and the users are calling the mods tankies in it lol

found this on the dumb ass reddit recaps thing for that sub

ofc the coloniser countries love their zionist sub about how theyre not perfect but all the countries trying to actually shake off their brutal domination are worse because they use violence

Yes.

ngl that's marginally better than what i thought it'd be (him just being so openly antisemitic that he cant bring himself to suppoer israel even if they are genociding other people he hates)