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I was wondering if the actual quote was something more weaselly than that but nope.

Beck: "If you become president will you lock people up?"

Trump: “The answer is you have no choice, because they’re doing it to us.”

Hate when I catch myself "Well, actually"ing. I'll either try to reword it to not sound so dickish or I'll discard it if I think it's not actually helpful or interesting.

"In my new Chris Hansen brand chairs! A seat worthy of being the last comfortable thing you ever sit on!"

I call them bynynys.

"Then stop doing that"

Hahahahahahaha, looking forward to it. It's gonna be a folder with a piece of paper in it and the paper is gonna have "i r inosint" scribbled in crayon.

I think their latest movie was supposed to be the final bow to tie up the show. That's what I heard, at least.

Yeah, a lot of people don't seem to realize that cooking food is a MAJOR component of what exploded our evolution. Cooking food allows us to digest it much better and receive far more nutrition.

Rusty is such a petty asshole, hahaha.

Is this before or after the local pedo show child beauty pageant?

What a dumb lie. No one at FOX could ever spell or pronounce xenophobia.

How can our memes be real if our eyes aren't real?

I thought it was that all gay porn is furry.

They'll give you targets to hit with your vom.

Idk if it's related but I got a permaban for reporting hateful content which they then took down. I appealed with this image for funsies but I don't really care either way.

Something that can help is a nursing pillow. it wraps around your front and acts as an arm rest.

Idk about drives me up the wall but I find it funny when people think the entire USPS shuts down on Sunday. There's ALWAYS mail that needs processing.

I thought about trying to make one but realized I despise responsibility.