LeroyJenkins @ LeroyJenkins @lemmy.world

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"doesn't hurt to ask"

me panicking because I have to ask

it has been released to the ether

no. it's my personal experience.

a junior dev asked me one time about our dev test environments. I chuckled before starting to look him dead in the eyes for 50 seconds straight without saying a single word, but my lips quivering. he had audible gasps as if to speak, but was ultimately speechless the entire time. he understood though. I could tell from the 1ml tear that formed only on his left eye. he pushed. prod crashed. we stayed late on a friday. management ordered pizza. I'm lonely and I love pizza. was all part of the plan.

almost always cheaper to buy generic screens and have something output whatever you want to them than buying specialized screen hardware with specific software and requirements to load shit into a system.

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I saw spez at the mall one time when I was Christmas early shopping. I recognized him, but I'm not gonna treat a CEO like a celebrity, so I just mind my own business. a while later, I was waiting to get a ticket for the AMC there, Steve Huffman goes up to a kid who is holding popcorn and starts to eat some out of the bucket. The mom tells him to stop and pulls the kid back, but spez just smacks the popcorn out of the kids hands and screams at the mom in the face really loudly (not actual words, literally a scream). popcorn everywhere. the kid is now crying and the mom is at a loss of words and looks so stressed to be in that situation and is about to cry too. At this point, I need to do something. I go up to the situation and tell spez to back off immediately. as a response, he tries to kick me in the balls (missed and tripped a bit), then makes cringry hissing noises.

I won't upgrade til they let me use throttlestop with virtualization enabled.

Apple changed it too? I literally had a coworker gloat about how they're glad they switched to apple since their iPhone would NEVER do that bc Apple is an "ethical company".

dude rhymes banks with banks. never thought he was a great rapper but this is a real one. surprised any label would let a big artist put this out.

I met Steve one time waiting in line at rite aid and he told me he hates dessert and hugs. that's weird I thought. I was holding a drink and he smacked it out of my hand. then he pointed at something on my shirt. I was concerned I had an embarrassing stain or something, but I went to look down at it, he fucking hits me in the face. I hate Steve man.

I HATE^HATEHATE^HATEHATEHATE^HATEHATE STEVE

pretty elitist thing to think imo. some people just don't want or have the time to concern themselves with certain things. I'm honestly envious of those people. I wish I could care less.

I've lived all around this country and I think the biggest bucket that you exclude is "people who grew up their whole lives in Republican communities that also don't care about politics nearly as much as chronic Internet users". these people go to the booths and go ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ before voting for whoever's campaign banner they saw around town more or whoever they heard a relative mention. these people are everywhere. they aren't even bad people or misinformed dummies, per say, just willingly uninformed. for a large swath of Americans, being Republican is just the default unfortunately.

that's not the only purpose dude. you can use a machine gun to shoot a circle around a door knob to unlock any door.

chex mix pretzel

Without eggs a few cracking an omelette can't make you

definitely numbers to take with a grain of salt. but by accounts from people living there, the difference is noticable even if it's not as high as what the government says. even tourism has had a huge uptick because people actually feel pretty safe going there now.

armed conflicts

as far as I'm concerned, apple maps is a lesser evil but you're still sending your data to one of the largest corporations in the world who are frantically trying to sell you something. only a matter of time you'll hear news of your data went somewhere you didn't expect.