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Not photogenic

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  • I don't like to look in the mirror when I'm tripping

    • LET ME DREAM

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  • great for high school presentations

    • LET ME DREAM

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  • the ones my ex gf still has

    • LET ME DREAM

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  • does that affect my zipper stiffy?

    • They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes

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  • the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
    that's why I shit on company time

    • My CoPilot

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  • giggity

    • How to cook a chicken

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  • that only happens in ducks

    • How to cook a chicken

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  • alternatively, how long do I have to keep choking my chicken to cook it?

    • Why does good faith matter ?

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  • good = opposite of evil.

    faith = what ppl believe in when they observe shit they can't understand.

    matter = physical stuff

    • What's a company secret you know?

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  • only because of my gugle keyboard. but it knows me so well by now that it's hard to get rid of.

    • What's a company secret you know?

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  • blow smoke rings up Drump's ass?

    • What's a company secret you know?

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  • the custodian closet to bang your coworker in

    • Off brand Sprite

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  • shower beer, shitter beer, sometimes the same thing when doing a waffle stomp

    • ... I don't like them either

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  • !subscribe to more ice cream factory fun facts

    • Off brand Sprite

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  • but those are great together!

    • ‘FuckLAPD.com’ Lets Anyone Use Facial Recognition to Instantly Identify Cops

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  • all of the suddenly?

    • WhatsApp messaging app banned on all US House of Representatives devices

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  • you can attach a breathalyzer to your phone these days.. so not too farfetched

    • Trump can pull the plug on the internet, and Europe can’t do anything about it

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  • I'm not too knowledgable about schooling and transfer credits but I would def send a letter (or email) to ASML describing your current school (perhaps not political) situation and who knows, maybe they pay for the whole ride. paid learning is a thing here.
    I believe as well visas for critical jobs. doesn't hurt to ask

    • Trump can pull the plug on the internet, and Europe can’t do anything about it

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  • they're expanding, so most likely hiring. the world can't get enough of the 2 nm chips (not much more smaller after that for probably a decade).
    they're building machines as fast as they can. I'm a CNC machinist and have made plenty of parts for them and have friends that assemble cleanroom parts for them.
    plenty of work to go around.
    you don't even need to speak Dutch there, English is fine.
    and guess what? we even have great public transportation.
    come one come all, apply today!
    and get away from that hellhole the US has become. it used to be us (one for all, all for one), now it's just them the elite.
    I lived there 24 yrs, from the golden age of silicon valley (late 90s) to its inevitable enshittification. glad I got out before it's demise.

    • Potatoes deserve recognition

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  • dunno if that's healthy since raw potatoes are poisonous to eat. can't imagine them being good for you to smoke out of. but hey, when in a pickle a potato would probably do