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  • Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

  • One of them's on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who's the better lockpick. This is a Heist.

  • Of COURSE she's going to tell it's a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!

  • I have done nothing but teleport yeast for three days.

  • "Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital."

    "What makes you say that?"

  • eurobeat track intensifies

  • …you live in Australia, don't you

  • Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?

  • Well, first you'd have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many "save-file buttons," and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight

  • How… how much clown porn did it process before making that video

  • Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain's longest-running sci-fi series

  • repentant thieves

    Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all

  • that reminds me, the cybertruck is out today

  • oh no

    that is too small a thing to be cute

    if somebody handed me one, i would spend the entire time trying not to harm it just from breathing wrong

  • in that he's planning to take Courage the Cowardly Dog off of [HBO] Max next

  • "And what do you see in there, Doctor Kitty? 😆"

    "I see a lab assistant that hasn't loaded up any slides."

    "Oh, uh…”

    "I swear, if I was polydactyl you'd be out of a job."

  • That's really neato.