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Moof @ Moof_Kenubi @lemmy.world
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I bought this at an estate sale. It was leaking out of a box labeled "Goo cities." It's been in our living room for years, but we...we don't really know what it is or...why it is. We've been using it

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  • Lost m'balls to Sam 'n Max, m'self.

    smacks toothless gums

    • Florida based GTA 6 concept map

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  • why is it staring at me

    • Risa Quiz ... Who is this man

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  • Instructions unclear, have transported angry anthropomorphic gator rockstar robot to your location

    • Before French Girls, There Were...

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  • "Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat."

    "Grand! Is it framed yet?"

    "Is it WHAT."

    "Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!"

    "The... I will be right back."

    an angry purple cat runs about in the background

    • Risa Quiz ... Who is this man

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  • Or, as he's known to his crewmates, "Monty."

    • well do it, punk?

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  • light a match and find out

    • Who wore it better?

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  • Pedro Pascal as the next Batman confirmed

    or, possibly, Cool Bat confirmed to replace star of The Mandalorian

    either way a Variety headline writer eats well for a week

    • Good boy

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    • "Anything You Like" by War and Peas

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  • "Professor! I have found a hobby! It's killing humans!"

    "Oh sweet god no, what have you done?!"

    "Current status: continual failure of avatar self-preservation in World of Warcraft!"

    • Match of the Century [DALLE]

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  • Marx looks absolutely enchanted by the whimsical play style of Elmo of Finland

    • Industrial robot crushes man to death in South Korean distribution centre

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  • Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was "really just an honest mistake" and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.

    • Bye, Felicia

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  • Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!

    • Happy Halloween!

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  • The lost member of the Spice Girls

    • Quack?

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  • I thought those had fur? I mean, the bird in the picture doesn't appear to be Harry…

    • Under or over-qualified for employment?

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  • Undercover agent Rex Chutoies, working to thwart a cat burglary ring.

    • hmmn

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  • …Is Jesus distracting the mermaids so the burglars can heist a hydroelectric dam?

    • Orc Maid Cafe

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  • Yes, and the best part is: they work for scale!

    • How does it even do it with those flippers?

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  • And he has time to antagonize The Batmans

    • Bobby Kotick stepping down as Activision Blizzard CEO following acquisition – Destructoid

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  • And may it crush him flat when he lands.

    • The void stares back

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  • 🎶And the void stared back

    The very next day

    The void stared back

    I battled with the monsters

    The void stared back

    It haunts me in every way🎶