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Ossay [he/him]
Ossay [he/him] @ Ossay @hexbear.net
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  • be a teenage boy

    castle get sieged by the english

    get handed a crossbow

    own a king

    ....

    get boiled alive afterwards though

  • USA already has ton of agencies overlap in terms of mission and jurisdiction, nobody really cares if there is one more.

  • maybe they should have a guy with small fingers enter the address on the gps screen

  • Historically-speaking anansi tend to associate closely with extremely young people and wear an open hair-on-your-chest-BHL shirt

    damn you can write any thing with "historically-speaking" before it and it becomes true!

  • please never be too awkward to ask for help when it's actually needed

    if you're not an asshole about it no decent person will hold it against you

  • (ok it was more about reindexing sql databases than updating the actual server kernel)

  • bring back old forums that had a weekly scheduled reboot that was always the same but you would always forget about and panic for 10 seconds and be about to email the webmaster before remembering

  • it's so bad that even the average early 2000s edgy forum dwellers found it abhorrent

  • oh my god you are taking me back 15 years ago when i first learned about F.A.T.A.L.

    guy spent more time writing about

    than actual game mechanics

  • "other attributes" ie. dick and boob size btw

    tfw you are trying to do a survival power fantasy and your character penis is as small as your real one

  • proud of you for being a successful Felix reply girl

  • this can easily applies to internet pop history lovers too, i'll remember this one

  • NO.

    Jump
  • also gets blown up by bruce willis in the jackal remake

  • be careful posting right after a meal, people have died that way!

  • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    My favorite frenchman, Jacques Tits

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Please welcome the new interim admin of Blahaj