Still looking forward to seeing these things after a season of road salt and snow.

Everyday is a good day for onions.

As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

64 tested and reported in your state.

No

This is who Dems will spend the next 4 years courting, the vote Hitler because he'll keep us out of wars caucus

No wonder why Communism is when no iPhone

Imagine absolving kkkrackkker$$ of their sins

(Same)

Because at the core the majority wish to be accepted as a normal Amerikkkan.

It's really not that bad once you realize 10 of the 18 positions are just judges running unopposed, and the conservative and wfp only exist to serve as additional campaign material for their respective overlords.

Basically you only have 8 positions to vote for, and only 2 parties to choose from.

Yes

Maybe she is more than a president. Maybe she is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself. The presidency is too small for her. She belongs to a much more elite class of Americans, the more-than-presidents. Neil Armstrong, Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander Fucking Hamilton.