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  • "other people have it better, so stop being so happy!"

    See how that sounds when you flip the sadness around?

    Just because someone else's situation might be objectively worse than yours, does not for a second discount the situation you are in.

    If my wrist breaks, I still have a broken wrist no matter how many people got their arms cut off.

    Don't feel guilty.

  • Ah, so you just wanted to stand on a soap box and let everyone see how virtuous and moral you are. Got it.

  • Given we are discussing going back in time 13.8 billion years, and being immune to any negative effects, I think we can go ahead and say that part is figured out by the magic time machine as well.

    "being outside spacetime" is probably fine.

    Also not a physicist either but that is my understanding as well, there was nothing, no space, no time, no up/down/left/right. And space is still expanding (albeit unevenly) all these billions of years later.

    What's it expanding into? Nothing! At least as far as we know. Still waiting to bump up against the next universe bubble.

  • a spy chief saying something out loud is mainly a diplomatic message and not a secret plan.

    Unless you're in the US, then they text secret plans directly to you.

    But that's fair, it just seems like something a child would say when they're losing a game. "oh you're all right where I want you, this was all part of my plan"

  • And with all fads, it's cyclical. But on the internet, things move quicker so instead of 20-30 years, it's more like 5-10.

  • They still aren't fully ready to fight Ukraine, in what universe are they ready to fight a NATO nation, let alone all of them minus the US?

    The only way I see them being "ready to target NATO" is if the cheeto in chief is commanded to join in by his handlers.

  • ... They didn't before? Why not? It only makes sense.

  • Marketing really missed an opportunity for "InfiniTurd" on that one.

  • Oof, you must have gotten a shipment of Ferengi pencils, they can be a little.... "Eccentric"

  • He's something of a messiah, himself.

  • I was gonna ask "And just how long is this pork, exactly?"

  • It definitely made me double-take at first because my brain tried to read "burners" at first until I realized that isn't what it said...

    And I thought the torches were flags for a second, too.

  • Banners of books

    People who exist to ban books from being read

    That or there's a giant banner stretched out and made entirely of books just to the left.

  • I've been told I need to redo paperwork because I marked the date like 12APR2025.

    I get standardization for computers, but for something a person is going to look at I feel like it's very direct, needs no explanation or interpretation. Anyone who sees it should be able to figure it out instantly.

  • "BUt tHaTs DiFfErEnT"

    HOW

    Why is one okay and the other isn't?

    As usual, the only real answer is either an appeal to tradition or an appeal to authority