right until they get back to Habbanah, then they're going to be "¿o no como puede seh que me lansan fuera de ehtadoh unidoh?"

Yeah, the prices aren't getting any better, but watch out Republicunt cubans in Miami, I hope you enjoy having no fucking electricity and going back to cuba.

Doesn’t say if he actually made it to Russia.

Russian state news agencies say ousted Syrian leader Bashar Assad is in Moscow and given asylum

I mean, maybe they're lying, but it's in the headline

Oh shit, the new Ghost album is dropping

Facebook has given us a bunch of really cool open source projects.

did you mean honeypots?

Woz isn't a CEO and was stabbed in the back so many times he makes the Ten of Swords look like a sign for future friendships

I forsee something like egypt happening, the "opposition" forces have a lot of islamists, and they're going to have to deal with ISIL and the Kurds so, that's going to cause a lot of further conflicts.

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I don't know, Thatcher's grave doesnt seem to have that much security, neither does Reagan's

They could be the cannibal rapist for all we care. That person is an example to everyone.

A lesson the europeans learned once they got guns and decided to travel everywhere and enslave everything by being richer/tech advantage.

I mean...

I'M RICH BIAAATCH

Coincidentally, the other line from that sketch also fits Dave's lifestyle

I got enough cigarettes here to last me and my family for the rest of our LIVES!

bitch I don't live in the US, this isn't my fucking problem

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/suicide/suicide-prevention-hotlines-resources-worldwide

Menegroth thousand caves used to be a recording studio in NY specialising in tech

You are photocopied and then die. Society continues to benefit.

Peter Weller is a villain irl

You are still operating while that happens, so you don't die.

Yeah I was fwb with a guy for a couple of years and it was very clear that one of the benefits he enjoyed most was using me as an unpaid therapist.

FRIENDS with benefits

JFC, what do you say when the friends that don't bang you come to with emotional problems, laugh in their face?

He took Mark Zuckerberg's cock out of his mouth long enough to say this?

I swear the fucking god, if in 2010 you told me to pick which out of Clegg and Cameron would be working for Facebook, and which an Alzheimer's Research charity, I would have picked the complete opposite of what actually happened.