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Came in under budget too.

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  • Shattaf uck up.

    • IMF slashes world growth forecasts due to trade war

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  • Impossible Mission Force?

    • Happens all the time to me

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  • Maybe it was Maybelline.

    • click rule

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  • On the third day.

    • Oral after sex, what are your thoughts?

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  • Yes.

    • China's latest flying car prototype showcases a breakthrough in urban air mobility, offering a glimpse into how low-altitude flight could soon integrate with everyday transport.

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  • That's because you can get vaccinated against HPV.

    • I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan

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  • And I bet at none of these levels is it wrong to kill mosquitos.

    • Not a dragqueen

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  • I see you've never heard of Fox News.

    • This is so sad and so true

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  • Well, yeah. But you don't get ads in your dreams. No sirry!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XPGgTy5YJ-g

    • This is so sad and so true

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  • That's not quite true. You can opt for adds instead.

    • LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotions

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  • Hopefully no IBS either.

    • Medium Rare Rule

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  • Yup. It's rare in the medium.

    • Keep them closed and avoid trouble

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  • Prangent sex dangerops?

    • It's a fun new game

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  • You should have a cardiologist check that out.

    • Trump blames Zelenskyy, Biden and Putin for war

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  • Thanks Obama.

    • I absolutely love IKEA's Swedish meatballs 🇸🇪

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  • Ligmaberries

    • Trump vs China

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  • but nobody even in the administration knows what's going on.

    "Least of all the horse."

    • It has to be there somewhere

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  • Also works for testing 9V batteries.

    • Stuck

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  • 8%D FTFY

    • Are ya winning, son?

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  • That's why he married her.

    • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Sorry, it's been a while.
    Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
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    Sorry, it's been a while.
    Ordinary Sausage @lemmy.best
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    Sorry, it's been a while.
    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Just found out that my doctor is a huge transphobe.
    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Which city is the biggest naysayer?
    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    SAD
    Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    When I wear my glasses I'm not actually looking directly at my surroundings. I'm looking at projections on the two screens in front of my eyes.
    No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Would it count in basketball, if a player found themselves directly under the hoop, threw the ball up through the hoop from underneath, and the ball fell back down, again through the hoop?
    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I designed a grill that makes violin shaped sandwiches. It's called the Paganini press.