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  • Holy shit. That's too big to wrap my head around. What if we tried those yellow Blue Bird school busses?

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  • Can I please get a wider shot so that I can identify the Best Befussy?

  • YOU STARTED THIS WAR! PLUNGED SKYRIM INTO CHAOS...

  • Can confirm. I've sang this to my daughter at bedtime nearly every night for five years, including tonight.

  • Why are they all so square? Is this a side effect of putting loads inside of your family members?

  • Gonna be a whole lot of cringe coming down the pipeline, and a whole lot of horny fan-fiction.

  • This is great. I downloaded the app a while back but held off on proceeding past the instance selection, as I was hoping to see a simple .ca option. Guess I'll go back and sign up!

  • She watched me play the first one up until the jail scene where the village gets raided. We only heard the screaming, but that part fucked her up a little bit and I had to turn it off. I had no idea that was going to happen. We were just kicking chickens and starting fights.

  • Humankind when Shepard chooses the synthesis ending.

  • Do you want the things that chase you in the beginning of Temple Run? Because this is how you get the things that chase you in the beginning of Temple Run.

  • Wild how accurate this is. My five-year-old is tough as nails because we've never once overreacted to her having a spill. Always, always play it cool like nothing even happened. Smile and make light of it. "Holy smokes, kid! You're like a tumbling monkey!" They'll usually realize it was kind of funny.

    Unless they get up and start bawling frantically, they're neither hurt nor afraid.

  • Did you also meticulously research how to close your comment with the lamest fucking sentence possible?

  • Sync (Pro) has been my go-to since my brother referred me to it 10 years ago for Reddit. As soon as it was available for Lemmy I grabbed it. There is a stigma surrounding it, of course, as ad-free is a premium/subscription feature. I truly don't give a shit. I spend my money on far worse things.

  • Bro.. Absolutely.

  • I fucked my wife in the bathroom window of the Hyatt in Calgary, in front of a beautiful, sprawling downtown core. The trick was to leave the lights off inside the room.

  • People just feel the need to be edgy about everything.

  • I appreciate that every episode has a breaking-and-entering segment.