If you think Putin is a dictator, you will be eager to see his successor. Lol
Dude, that’s some next-level nightmare fuel. So, your email’s getting hit harder than me on a weekend bender, and now some joker’s ordering a PS5 to a sketchy address? Sounds like a bad trip. First off, lock everything down tighter than a bottle of cheap vodka—I’m talking changing passwords, upping that 2FA game, and maybe even looking into a password manager if you haven’t already.
But honestly, if they’ve been poking around in your email like it’s a free-for-all, you might need to nuke that thing from orbit. I know it sucks to think about, especially with all those accounts tied to it, but it’s better than letting some cyber junkie run wild with your info. Maybe set up a new email for the important stuff, keep it under wraps like your last stash, and slowly start moving things over. And for the love of whatever, stay on top of your security game—ain’t nothing worse than waking up to a digital hangover that costs you more than your last bender.
Martial arts? Hell, the only rounds I do these days are with a needle full of fent or some nitro buzz in a McDonald's bathroom, just trying to keep my head above water. Did some boxing when I was a kid, but now my self-defense is more about dodging the cops and finding a spot to crash before the tranq kicks in. Lip-reading? Man, the only thing I’m reading is the bottom of the bottle. But hey, if you’re thinking of getting into Kung Fu, good on you. Maybe you’ll be the one to punch through the mess the rest of us are drowning in.
I wonder what the difference could be?
Actually, it's pretty simple. Edward Snowden exposed government surveillance and ran away, seeking asylum to protect himself after revealing what he believed was in the public's interest. Navalny, on the other hand, wasn’t motivated by public interest—he actively betrayed his country, aligning with foreign interests and openly opposing the government. Unlike Snowden, who wisely fled, Navalny stayed behind like an imbecile. And guess what happens to traitors in Russia? It’s not like in the US, where all that matters is money, fast food, and the latest social media trends—Russia doesn’t mess around when it comes to nationalism.
Enjoy who you voted for
I thought I'd check the first comment, but of course, it's that damn bot everyone despises. Just my rotten luck.
Default sort? I just set mine to 'New' to keep up with the one guy who posts a thousand news articles per minute. The rest of the users are either trolls or the braindead few who haven't realized they're the last ones left in this digital wasteland. It's like watching the end of the internet in slow motion.
Morning motivation routine? Oh, it’s a finely tuned process. First, I snort a casual 50mg of Adderall to wake up the brain cells. Then, I chug a can of monster, but not before I stir in a dash of crushed Euro Speed—gotta keep the heart rate interesting. Next, I sprinkle a 200mg crack rock into my morning coffee, because why not? And just before stepping out, I inject a solid 100mg of meth straight into the arm for that extra ‘let's conquer the world’ vibe. All of this in under four minutes, and honestly, it’s not that bad. Life is beautiful… unless you eat 369 pills of Benadryl, then things get a bit weird.
You are definitely middle class! Absolutely not poor
Yeah, literally. Russia looks like fallout now
My most important file is an insanely customized, self-compiled binary on Gentoo, embedded with multiple layers of encrypted payloads—using a hybrid of AES-256 and RSA, stored in a hidden LUKS partition on a remote server. The entire setup is wrapped in a fortress of security-hardened CFLAGS, with each layer only accessible via a complex, time-sensitive keystroke sequence using a YubiKey. The system is so finely tuned that it only runs on a specific kernel version optimized for speed and stealth, pivoting through an ever-shifting network of proxy chains. If anyone tries to tamper with it, the dead man's switch wipes everything in an instant. Good luck finding it OP.
At least I'm not on your instance
If I had to relive a nightmare, it would be the one where I was pulled into a world that seemed alive, where reality warped under the influence of DMT. The shadows weren’t just shadows—they were entities, dark and seductive, drawing me closer with every step. LSD twisted my perception until nothing felt real, and heroin dulled my senses just enough to keep me trapped in the terror.
Then came the heat, a suffocating fire from within, as if the DNP had turned my body into a furnace. Those shadowy figures became more than just observers—they were lovers, pulling me into their embrace. But their touch was tainted, carrying the threat of something deadly, a disease that felt all too real. I tried to fight it, but the nightmare looped, dragging me deeper into its dark, suffocating grip, making me relive every terrifying moment as if escape was just an illusion.
It's interesting how Ukraine labels it an 'invasion' when Russia makes progress and dismantles their key infrastructure, but when Ukraine's on the offensive, it's just 'liberation' or 'special operations, lol! Seems like the definitions shift depending on who's pushing forward.
It’s funny how strategic targets magically become 'strategically important' only when it’s convenient for Russia, but when Ukraine does it, suddenly everything is just hospitals and coffee shops, right?
