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shitposting @lemmy.ml

Till one day... it will be stopping

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Essentials only

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Night dreaming is rated xXx

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The mask is for you, not me.

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Maybe if we hung out in my basement I would be in a better mood

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This temporary problem will last my whole life

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Since they wouldn't understand phones, I'd just tell them I was speaking to demons.

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The other shoe drops, and this time it is covered in dog shit

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They don't make the parts I'm missing anymore.

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When I tell my friends and family that I won't be leaving the basement, they don't understand it's for everyone's good.

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You've probably heard of my doctor. His name is Web. Web MD

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A unborn child can never consent to being born.

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Prison slavery

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Being in the trash is better then being frozen in the freezer. Forever waiting. Forever wondering.

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Creating new wage slaves is child abuse

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Dig this trench to protect your landlord's ability to gouge your decendants.

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Dating in your 30's

Dwarf Fortress @lemmy.ml

Plug me back in.

Gaming @lemmy.ml

Oh boy 3AM!

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Don't let this confuse you. Things were not good previously. They just were less bad back then.

  • "Oh you broke your arm? Don't worry bro we will support you and set your arm right. No doctor needed."

  • Oh they talk shit. Maybe you just dont hear it because its about you.

  • Relapse

    Jump
  • Makes clean up alot easier.

  • You donate money to your instance admins in their name.

  • I for one wish I could donate my corpse to necrophiliacs. Go nuts yall, have fun.

    Just keep me cold so the meat doesn't go bad, the cannibals get my corpse next.

  • Democracy? We don't directly vote to choose our own way through life. We elect "representatives".

  • I quit smoking cold turkey almost 10 years ago. I promised myself I can start smoking again when The Fall happens.

  • Awww man I was really looking forward to heroin in my later years.

  • You already said it kills you faster then if you didn't smoke.

  • That's what I got, but i am a simple caveman living in a computer money world.

  • Does the nose insertion tube feed me cocaine?

    I'm in