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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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So much dog to pet, I don't care that it's an eldritch horror.

Also known as a Freudian slip.

At least now they can focus on super totally real stuff like chemtrails and radar weather manipulation systems.

Sorry Maryland, too busy building gulags.

Yeah but they've got the market cornered on Catholic priests, that's gotta count for something.

His longevity may be attributed to a simple misinterpretation: "That is not dead which can eternal lie".

It's either season creep or retailers don't think we're going to make it through fall so they're dumping products ahead of schedule.

Probably helps that it's the fucking iPhone rather than the doing taxes iPhone. It is comparatively less likely (though not impossible) to become pregnant as a result of doing taxes.

In any case, I'm conflicted on this one. I'm not a fan of ads that are intrusive in their targeting or display methods but that may be a lesser evil compared to OOP reproducing.

Easy mistake but Brett "I Like Beer (and Raping)" Kavanaugh is the one doing all the chugging.

Berk

Tea-drinker slang for "fool". The name fits.

Everything is already a mockery of what it's supposed to be, why the hell not.

Dawt emm ell.

He wants to keep their "wonderful secret" times together special.

Hey.

Check his pockets on the way out, might have seen something shiny.

And she'll go from there to a high-ranking position in the Trump administration, probably.

Can you imagine how much better off we'd be if they were this determined to do any positive thing at all in their careers?

Maybe now we really know why he killed the pope.

I appreciate a title that gets right to the point and tells you what you're in for.

Huh, what a coincidence, Epstein always looked forward to recess too.