hexaflexagonbear [he/him] @ hexaflexagonbear @hexbear.net

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Millennial politics is just going to sound like obscure YouTuber/twitch drama thread isn’t it?

I can finally afford to live alone and I’m embracing the ability to walk around naked or maybe at most have boxers on when at home. It’s partly forced on me by the heatwave but let’s be real I was going to do it anyway.

Jerking off a guy with no prostate and a guy with no balls and whisking to make cum from scratch

It’s one of those claims that’s like “oh convenient that the expensive oils are healthy and the inexpensive oils are literally poison”. Like idk why sunflower seed isn’t a seed oil, but I assume the profit margin on it is a part of the reason lol.

Not the worst part of the current administration and American culture, but a bunch of dumb hogs are going to make it so I can’t even go to a pub and mindlessly order fries without worrying it isn’t vegan aren’t they

Baby, I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight

(I love cheap thrills)

Baby, I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight

(I love cheap thrills)

But I don't need no money

As long as I can feel the beat

I don't need no money

As long as I keep dancing

Cheap thrills is about third places.

It’s healthy because of the lentils

For a second I thought this was that random Russian word where all of the letters blend together in cursive lol.

I think I’m running into vibe coded stuff more often now. I keep using apps and sites from fairly large companies where either very basic stuff doesn’t work, or almost nothing works. It seems like the type of stuff AI would get confidently wrong, like all of the checkboxes interaction windows being slightly off from where they’re rendered, or you’d get a 2FA popup with no code sent out and if you just close it it logs in successfully. How did capitalism manage to make enshittification worse?

Imagine your spouse finding out you went to a Coldplay concert.

It’s very undignified to be over 25 years old and “dating”. You’re a grown up now, have an affair.

https://youtu.be/upBreWl5jbg

(For context this was in the people’s joker soundtrack)

I find that with less social media even other screen time feels better. Like I’ve spent weekends doing either movie marathons or playing video games and felt better and somehow like my time was spent more productively than if I were just scrolling.

But I guess it helps that usually those activities are easier to build productive habits around, like a video game is a better reward for doing the dishes than doomscrolling is.

I pull back my foreskin to reveal I’m hiding a tactical second dick in there.

What’s natal day? Do Nova Scotians have to rawdog on the first weekend of August?

I just realized the stunt double for the token white guy in Jackie Chan’s HK movies is Asian lol

When debating quitting without an explicit offer from another place my brain mainly goes to “well I’ll probably end up at a place where I still hate the job but my coworkers could be worse”.