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hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
hexaflexagonbear [he/him] @ hexaflexagonbear @hexbear.net
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  • Baby, I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight

    (I love cheap thrills)

    Baby, I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight

    (I love cheap thrills)

    But I don't need no money

    As long as I can feel the beat

    I don't need no money

    As long as I keep dancing

    Cheap thrills is about third places.

  • For a second I thought this was that random Russian word where all of the letters blend together in cursive lol.

  • I think I’m running into vibe coded stuff more often now. I keep using apps and sites from fairly large companies where either very basic stuff doesn’t work, or almost nothing works. It seems like the type of stuff AI would get confidently wrong, like all of the checkboxes interaction windows being slightly off from where they’re rendered, or you’d get a 2FA popup with no code sent out and if you just close it it logs in successfully. How did capitalism manage to make enshittification worse?

  • Imagine your spouse finding out you went to a Coldplay concert.

  • It’s very undignified to be over 25 years old and “dating”. You’re a grown up now, have an affair.

  • I find that with less social media even other screen time feels better. Like I’ve spent weekends doing either movie marathons or playing video games and felt better and somehow like my time was spent more productively than if I were just scrolling.

    But I guess it helps that usually those activities are easier to build productive habits around, like a video game is a better reward for doing the dishes than doomscrolling is.

  • I pull back my foreskin to reveal I’m hiding a tactical second dick in there.

  • What’s natal day? Do Nova Scotians have to rawdog on the first weekend of August?

  • I just realized the stunt double for the token white guy in Jackie Chan’s HK movies is Asian lol

  • When debating quitting without an explicit offer from another place my brain mainly goes to “well I’ll probably end up at a place where I still hate the job but my coworkers could be worse”.

  • You should be able to go to the apartment building’s laundry room shirtless when it’s hot

  • I swear our reality is built around providing Adam Curtis with all of the visual metaphors he needs.

  • Will supperman make sense if I haven’t seen breakfastman and lunchman

  • To the beat of defeat is no option from the shin Godzilla soundtrack: peepeepeepee poopoopoopoo

  • chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Imane bomaye

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    Not beating the whitest woman alive allegations

    the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net

    Good bit

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    Wow he really is a genius

    games @hexbear.net

    Hey, we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Dirt_owl hanging out with alleged CIA asset

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    "Spiritual american" tag only works if the guy showed up in tacticool gear, vaped, then shot 25 people in the crowd

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Look at how they massacred my girl

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    The only thing the establishment truly fears

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    The top 3 most trusted institutions in America: small business tyrants, military, and cops

    the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net

    Smartest ancap

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    Unbelievable levels of cope

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    WSB has the lathe of heaven

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    JD Vance offers child as a sacrifice to the fertility gods

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    Op-ed R&D working on takes specifically to piss this place off

    memes @hexbear.net

    Google's AI

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    Whywhywhywhywhy

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    Karl Barx

    the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net

    implementing every Trump policy another dub for biden

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Honestly happy for him