i highly recommend league of pigs. It's 10 seasons (so far!) of highly produced pig racing videos, with competitors Piggie Smalls, Bear Trotski, Hoshi Oinku, Ginger Hamilton, and Pepper Sanchez. The races are engaging, the announcer is entertaining, and the production quality is excellent.

they don't need to know they're pregnant, the body has ways of shutting that down

cook it

i have fedora and double clicking exe files runs them automatically with wine. did you install wine through the distro repos or from a third party?

why didn't they fill a Hula hoop with rock salt, so the ghosts and whatever couldn't blow it away

always Chun Li

this was a Google April fools joke like 12 years ago

bro, i know all that stuff is bad, but have you heard her laugh? we made a solid choice.

(i hope i don't need the /s, but Poe's Law says i probably do)

if I'm alone in the house, 3 socks and a warm hat

otherwise, pair o' socks, warm pants, warm hat

no

if you're still heavily invested in the stock market near retirement age, you're doing something very wrong

both!

arsenic, no?

i also pick this guy's dead wife

i can't read what's under the sharpie. hemoglobin? guys a vampire i guess

dang i want to try an eagle burger now

ah sorry, my bad

And if the commenter had been a trans man? Then it seems like deliberate misgendering because you went out of your way to chang a commonish meme phrase

i really want braised field brassica with stewed legumes and a light corn fritter now

almost certainly?