ivanafterall @ ivanafterall @kbin.social

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My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

Blueberry Muffin

Gotcha, then I guess I should say I've never had much luck with ground Angus. It's always been notably dry, but maybe it's the percentage I prefer, not the type.

If you're buying Angus beef for your burgers, try switching to 85/15 ground chuck and thank me later.

Maybe the earliest example of, "You should see the other guy!"

I love these. Corridor Crew on YouTube dives into this stuff and has some great content.

"Hey girl, wanna take a ride on my big wet weiner?"

Gets 'em every time.

Holy shit, that's a painting. It legitimately took me a minute. That's amazing.

You might not be. But have you ever worked in IT support?

You bridle like it's such a cinch.

Everything Everywhere All at Once deserves a spot on the list.

When you put it like that, being an adult is so fun!

Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.

Imagine that being your hero.

It was a very unfunny joke. Kontakt is also a popular piece of music software.

Tanks use Kontakt? Is there a MIDI keyboard on the inside?

Clean your rooms really well and we'll go get an ice cream cone, some crack, and a few Thai prostitutes.

Please don't tell her you beat me or she'll do the same.

How to Spot Genocidal People 101.

When I think of superhuman origins, I think of a 5'7 elderly Indian man.