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  • except for her husband, who apparently prefers to sow seed in the other melon patch

  • "...he's passed..."
    i entirely lost my shit laughing lol

  • subliga-deeznutz

    (this is actually v cool, ty PugJesus)

  • i always laugh when false color SEMs are slapped on as a background for scientific journalism cuz medical cases don't really have big dramatic imagery

  • holy shit. the fact that he pulled it off is legendary. although, it's also pretty fucked up his job didn't give him a little leeway with the schedule, ffs

  • instructions unclear, pooped in the sink and set a timer to fuck the glasses

    (haha don't worry, i didn't delay pooping. i never delay pooping when a private bathroom is available. i should have taken the toothbrush to the kitchen sink after though, that's a good idea)

  • ayyyy that's also me. slept like crap. woke up at 3:30am. too hungry to go back to sleep. then had to sit upright for 1+ hrs after eating to avoid acid reflux, but too tired to be productive. then crash back asleep, wake up around 2:30pm, feel guilty about not having fed fish, can't take meds now cuz too late in the day... sigh...

    i did manage to get 40 minutes of work done. which i guess is more than 0

  • this was me all day with Balatro
    and sleeping
    and staring at the fish tank

    yeah tomorrow i need to actually take my meds

  • Oof. This was me last time I had to move. Fortunately a nearby commercial complex had a unit open when I was 2 weeks away from disaster

    Commercial rentals suck way more than renting from an individual homeowner but at least they're more available...

  • Yes! Poor things were hungry. :( I set up a reminder for the rest of the week that I'm fish-sitting

  • MOM! COME LOOK! ONE OF THE COOL GERMAN KIDS ON LEMMY SAID MY POST IS COOL!!! 🥹

  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    why I haven't gotten any work done today

  • i love this stuff. been surrealtube rabbithole-ing for hours. your recommendation of xploshi led me to discover Gooseworkx and Local58

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    i heard we were surrealposting

  • ty for sauce link

    edit: oh my god i just found my next mini internet obsession. this shit fucks

  • in a separate video of his stand up comedy he says he downloaded random German speeches to play while falling sleep to help immersion learning, and some of them happened to be Hitler's lol

  • i would just use cheap washable paint...

  • east Philly has this part where the el runs alongside a highway and even though the el is a sluggish rickety dumpster fire it's still fun to look down and pepe smirk at all the crying carjacks stuck in a standstill

  • love that a lot of their ads were just "be fucking weird and surreal, then people will look, and BAM! PS2 logo."

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    when you work in an interdisciplinary institution:

    Traditional Art @lemmy.world

    The Libraries Are Appreciated (1943 Jacob Lawrence)

    Puzzles @sopuli.xyz

    Tower of Hanoi

    Weird Wheels @lemmy.world

    Motorhome from Two 1962 Buick Station Wagons

    Puzzles @sopuli.xyz

    Wikipedia's List of Impossible Puzzles

    Funhole @lemmy.sdf.org

    a fun shaped hole

    Weird Wheels @lemmy.world

    Mazda Suitcase Car

    Biscuits @feddit.uk

    Allergen and diet friendly biscuits?

    carfree @lemm.ee

    Transporting laundry on the back of my ebike?

    Antique Memes Roadshow @lemmy.world

    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    The Internet in Ancient Times @lemmy.world

    Super helpful homemaking tutorials!

    Source Memes @lemmy.world

    screaming professor noise intensifies

    Rag & Bone Paranormal Community @lemm.ee

    Unexplained object movement with 2 witnesses

    YouTube Classics @sh.itjust.works

    Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele

    YouTube Classics @sh.itjust.works

    Duck Army

    YouTube Classics @sh.itjust.works

    Beached Whale

    YouTube Classics @sh.itjust.works

    Going To The Store

    YouTube Classics @sh.itjust.works

    I'm Enjoying A Treat, Derrick!