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Lmao okay

Honestly kiss my ass, we all know that HTS is fucking trash, but one can still be moderately happy about Assad and his murderous government eating shit.

Chud-cuck ranking is being written right now, it's a full breakdown of all 14 years of the war. Thank you for the well wishes my friend.

Gotta give myself and @MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net a big pat on the back for correctly dooming from the start, we were the only megaheads that got the Afghanistan-scenario prediction correctly.

I'm still in a state of shock, it feels weird that the Assads are gone when they've been such a constant in every Syrian's life for decades. I teared up today imagining that God might bless us one day with sights of Arab fighters storming Israeli prisons and freeing prisoners like we saw in Syria today.

It will be the greatest day of my life if we see these scenes in Cairo and Amman one day

For everyone that is confused why me and other Syrians might be happy about this:

A stagnant, oppressive and expired regime has finally been kicked out after strangling us since 1971. Yeah yeah the geopolitical implication and all that, but we're human in the end and there's an emotional weight in seeing the omniscient Baath regime with all the fucking Hafez and Bashar statues and pictures get stomped on and thrown in the trash. Let us have this at least, these fuckers have killed or tortured a young man from every single Syrian family.

US troops are already present at Al Tanf and in SDF-controlled territory. SDF already exists as a tool for the occupation of Syrian land by the US, them expanding their presence as SDF role grows is sadly expected. I trust Jolani and HTS more than these frauds

Israeli tanks have officially crossed the border of the demilitarised zone between the occupied Syrian Golan and Quneitra. Fuck Israel for not even letting people have one hour of fucking calm and good mood.

AMK is the only reliable UKR flag emoji account

Fitting and funny ending if he died like Prigozhin on an ancient soviet plane

Baathism definitely goes into the trashcan of history now, parasitic ideology that took Nasser's beautiful pan-Arab socialism and turned it into father and failson hereditary dictatorship. I can't predict anything about the future right now, but I hope Jolani keeps behaving well.

Crazy if he was really on that last flight, but I think he was gone already this morning.

And just like that, the Baath government in Syria is no more. I'm very emotional right now, many mixed feelings, one part of me is very happy and relieved, another part knows that some American and Israeli ghouls are sharing my happiness, which makes me question that happiness. There's much to dissect in the events of these last 10 days, we'll do that slowly and carefully over the next weeks. But wow, I can't believe that this even happened. 14 years, what was even the point of all this pain and destruction? Congrats to Jolani, he has cemented his place in the history books as the conqueror of Syria, he did what Alloush, Baghdadi and countless others couldn't do. Assad goes into the trashcan of history, another failson goes.

And for the last time:

Who must go? 😔

Iraq isn't really an option for the guys in Damascus, they're way too far away with no way to get to the border. They have no option other than straight up surrendering to the rebels, or laying low for a few months. The guys that went to Iraq were stationed in the Euphrates area, most of them had to endure a 30-40 km walk in the desert according to Iraqi media.

The Lion is gone probably, I'd guess that he's either in Abu Dhabi or in Latakia waiting to leave with the Russians now. The southern dudes get my respect for being first to the suburbs, but they'll struggle to enter with how small their numbers are and they're just random dudes with captured rifles. Jolani's boys deserve the credit of capturing Damascus, they're the team that started all this last week.

Nah the army will just evaporate again. Most army guys will take off their uniforms, hide in a basement for a few months, grow their beards and then live a normal civilian life. It's over, there's no SAA anymore.

We're in the end stage officially. Homs has fallen, which means that government territories are de facto split between the Alawite coast and Damascus. Nearly all suburbs of Damascus including Daraya and Douma have also fallen, so it's probably a battle for the city starting tomorrow. South Rebels have reached Damascus first, but they're not trained and just doing this for fun and friendship, the core HTS grouping are still in the process of combing Homs and they probably need another day to reach Damascus.

Two possible scenarios imo:

1. Capitulation
2. Russians make an Abkhazia-style unrecognised state

Assadheads, it's nearly over. Rebels have entered the suburbs of Damascus lmao