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The onion still doesn't miss (Kissinger Dead)

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I feel like I'm the only person who played this
  • I did to! I played the second one "Gates to the Galaxy" or something first and got the first ine later. I found the first one's difficulty a bit ill balanced tho: The first two bosses were alright, but then I had to grind for hours, change all my equipment and evolve two of my spectrobes to beat the third one, the one guarding diamond that you must give the capitalist pig for his info. And after that, evey single boss was a breeze...

  • Gorge?
    • Winston : "[RESiTANCE], atta-

    • Gorge: What, what was that you were trying to do with your silly stand ?

    • Winston: At- A- ...

    • Gorge: FUTILE! My stand, [BIG BROTHER], has already removed this word from your vocabulary, thus removinge the concept from your mind! You can no longer ȃ̵̪t̷͉̉ṫ̶̪̬͆ä̷̡́c̷̛͚͉k̵̬̏͑!

  • Fanning the Flames
  • If you live in the natural habitat of the north african wildcat, it's a complicated question, because if cats outnumber their wild counterparts and interbreed with them, their descendants risk adopting unnatural behaviors like losing their fear of humans. The higher than normal number of predators could also be a risk for other local species (they may be used to being hunted by wild cats, but not that many...). So, yeah, depending on the cat population density in the area, they should probably stay indoors to.

  • Fanning the Flames
  • Indeed they should and are, except when they are in their natural habitat. It's better to not take them out of their habitat in the first place, but it's also better to not release a buch of them in an environment that can't handle them.

  • LPT: if you need to find an RSS feed of a site, just search `feed:<name of site>` on bing
  • Great advice ! And just to add, a a searx user, if bing is among your engines, you can do the same while adding '!bi' to the query (which specifies to only look for results from bing) and you should get the same result, I just tested it ! [EDIT : I kept testing and it seems like it doesn't work on all searx instances, but I haven't really figured out why. searx.mha.fi is one of those where it works. ]

  • Don't you hate it when they interrupt an explanation to ask that?

    Image description:

    title: "Answer to people asking how you know so much bout your special interest alignment chart"

    below is a 3 times 3 array with the following texts: Lawful good: "I've been really into this subject for a while, I can recommend some reads if you want !"

    Neutral good: "The last fact was from "The Space Book: From the Beginning to the End of Time", 250 Milestones n the History of Astronomy" by Jim Bell,2013,page 226."

    Chaotic good: Excellent question ! So first start with these: drops a pile of books in their hands, then these drops a bigger pile of books. Oh, you prefer videos? No problem! spends next few months spamming them with related links."

    Lawful neutral: "I read it somewhere."

    True neutral: "Don't change the subject, I wasn't done explaining."

    Chaotic neutral: "Trust me bro"

    Lawful evil: "How do you not know this, isn't it common knowledge?"

    Neutral evil: "I invented it."

    Chaotic evil: "I watched a documentary with your mom last night."

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