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Zombie Strippers (2008)
  • Also a gem.

  • Zombie Strippers (2008)

    Staring Jenna Jameson, Roxy Saint, & Robert Englund! This movie is a treasure in our house. It's humor is crude and gratuitous. Letterboxd | IMDB

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    An 8-year-old Ohio girl drove an SUV on a solo Target run
  • 13 miles, only hit a mailbox on the way, too young to charge criminally.

  • The US finally takes aim at truck bloat
  • Yep, first gen Tacoma is perfect in my mind. The new tacos are bigger than the F150 was! Why!? It's ridiculous.

  • 5 Reasons Why Bill Skarsgard's The Crow Remake Bombed At The Box Office
  • There's some narrative wiggle room if you want to be generous with the interpretation of the ending, but essentially yeah that's the ending. Total dumpster fire.

  • 5 Reasons Why Bill Skarsgard's The Crow Remake Bombed At The Box Office
  • Here's actually why: They took the story about Eric and Shelly, two sweet and innocent beacons of light in their community of poverty and crime, whose lives were snuffed out for standing up for their community against a criminal slumlord, with Eric's undying love for his bride-to-be transforming him into a vessel for righteous retribution and they fucking turned it into a story about a couple lustful hedonists on a two week bender after escaping rehab. Shelly and Eric are murdered by the most forgettable villain who for some reason can ASMR you into killing yourself not to unlike the first half of this boring snooze fest of a plot finally punctuated by a cool action sequence when Eric goes to the Opera, kills every security guard on duty. I'm pretty sure one of those guys was one day away from retirement and another wasn't even supposed to be there that day. To bad Eric is gonna murder hobo your ass because some patron inside killed his new fuck-buddy. And to top it all off SPOILER ALERT the whole fucking thing never happened because surprise surprise the EMT only had one NARCAN injection left and he used it on Shelly. I guess it was all a drug-fueled near death experience. 1/10 don't even pirate it.

  • I just discovered my wife's secret credit debit

    We've been together for 20 years and married for 15. We're a great couple, the kind our friends think of as "couple goals". We rarely fight and when we do it's normally over something trivial. And almost never about money.

    We tend to be frugal and usually discuss things before making any large purchases. I became disabled about a decade ago and she's been the "bread-winner" of the family. She works hard and I'm proud of her. With the sudden contraction in income we had to file bankruptcy about 7 yrs ago and we've been good about staying out of debt since.

    I handle the finances of the house, which really just means I file our taxes and check our bank statements. Yesterday, I was trying to reconcile our bank statement and trying to build a budget using our banks new software. This required me to categorize these transactions, which is a pain when a lot of them just say Amazon or PayPal. So I go digging into this only to discover she has two PayPal accounts and one is carrying $2500 in debt! We're not well-off people and that's a lot of money.

    I was heart-broken. It was like my soul was just sucked out of my body. I felt something between anger and disappointment. I couldn't believe it. She must have noticed my sudden shock and saw what I was looking at because she began to reassure me that she's about to pay $600 towards it. I didn't reply. I went for a long walk to clear my head.

    We still haven't spoken about it yet. I don't know what to do. I'm not mad anymore but I'm so deflated. We were supposed to be partners in all things. We don't even buy each other gifts without conferring usually it's just a joint anniversary gift.

    To make matters worse, I can understand how she'd do it. She's got impulse control problems because of her untreated ADHD. She tends to self-medicate with alcohol to unwind and likes "retail-therapy" for self-soothing. She also has rejection sensitivity and is aggressively defensive. So even asking her about this may cause an involuntary lashing-out. But I must. I just don't want to.

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    Why has the world gone to shit?
  • Make it so number one.

  • What is Something Scientific that you just don't believe in at all?
  • That consciousness arises from matter as some emergent phenomenon. Integrated information theory, micro-tubules, or whatever: no.

    I believe consciousness is fundamental.

  • What do you swear by?
    • No offense taken

    • These are salient points

    • I edited my post

    • I hope it's easier to digest now

    • Thank you for the constructive criticism

  • What do you swear by?
  • "You are under no obligation to be the same person you were 5 minutes ago" - Alan Watts

    This one is a bit hard-won for me. You see I used to be an asshole. It was my brand. I thought "it's just in my nature".

    Fortunately, I was also a student of religion (mostly because I was a militant atheist. Know your enemy and all that). Studying Buddhism, I began to observe the nature of self. I found enough distance from it to see its transient nature.

    I realized being an asshole was a choice and I could just as easily choose otherwise. Soon I began to discover this was true of most character traits.

    I'm not saying you don't have consistent patterns of behavior. I'll hopefully always be curious and analytical. But for the most part, the way you conduct yourself and where you focus your attention is a choice.

    So, if you're not happy with who you are maybe don't be so attached to the idea of 'who you are". And if that seems hard, observe what you pay your attention to and try to find the distance between observation and behavior. In that gap lies the choice you make, consciously or not, to be "you".

  • What do you swear by?
  • Strength Before Weakness

  • Solicitor dropped a business card inside my screen door and I can't get it out.
  • Use a vacuum cleaner with a detached hose. While applying suction from the screen side, slide the nozzle up while dragging the card with it.

  • Paramount Plus dropped its big Star Trek crossover episode early
  • This one was actually quite entertaining. When the episode switched from the Live Action "previously on" recap to the animated Lower Decks crew, I was tickled. The second Jack Quaid came through the portal as Boimler, I was invested. He nails the live action portrayal. I also loved him as Hughie in The Boys.

  • Possible to Block an Instance?

    Is it possible to block a specific instance (e.g. lemmynsfw.com) not just a community on an instance (e.g. celebs@lemmynsfw.com)? I'm looking in the settings, but don't see that option. The goal isn't to block all NSFW posts, just filter out the majority of them coming from specific instances. Yes, I know I can just blur them and I do.

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    Which meaningful and memorable quotes contained in a videogame can you recall?
  • “What is better: to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?” — Paarthurnax, Skyrim

  • Little me just wanted to learn
  • For an example -NSFW strong language-, here's an AI imitating/mocking the US presidential debate

  • Is there a way to have links automatically open in a new tab?
  • I have been doing this for the most part, but the muscle memory of over a decade of RES is hard to overcome.

  • Is there a way to have links automatically open in a new tab?

    I'm so used to RES that this is mildly infuriating. I click on a link expecting is to open in the background for review later and instead it opens in the current tab obliterating my current position. Hitting back will get me to approximately the same place I was but it's usually a whole page behind.

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    Is there a way set the default language for my posts and comments?

    I've tried setting this option in account settings but I still get asked for every post and comment. The drop-down defaults to "Select Language" with "Undetermined" and "English" as the options within.

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    [Question] What is the safest way to play a game that uses a modded Steam_api.dll to avoid getting banned?
  • I'm not certain, but perhaps some games are pre-cracked. For instance, some from that girl who's fit.

  • [Question] What is the safest way to play a game that uses a modded Steam_api.dll to avoid getting banned?
  • I agree with you there. I usually just want to try out the game before I buy the real deal. I don't do too much online stuff these days, but occasionally I want to jump into a game with a friend and thus need my Steam account.

  • [Question] What is the safest way to play a game that uses a modded Steam_api.dll to avoid getting banned?
  • So sandbox completely? That's doable. I imagine to have a Steam account completely separate from your primary account, you'd need to never share libraries and avoid matching IPs. Do you think Steam looks at hardware MAC addresses?

  • [Question] What is the safest way to play a game that uses a modded Steam_api.dll to avoid getting banned?

    Hypothetically, if someone were to download a Steam game from FG what's the best operating procedure to avoid being Steam banned? For example, I understand that steam_api.dll will often be quarantined by MS Defender because the game uses a modded version of that file. Once it's restored what steps would you take to proceed? Log out of steam? Disable internet access? Kill all Steam processes?

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    nirodhaavidya NirodhaAvidya @lemmy.world
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