pumpchilienthusiast [comrade/them, any] @ pumpchilienthusiast @hexbear.net

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butlerian jihad

Sup hermit buddy. you’re not the only one, I find the outside world exhausting and prefer to putter around my house and garden.

He should try spinning, that’s a good trick.

The trick is convince them it’s time to retreat to the shelter then, once they’re in, we block the egress points. (And ideally tap into the internal CCTV for a little something I like to call “The Greatest Reality TV Show of All Time.”

ay poppi

Impressive. Pretty, pretty, pretty impressive.

hi yeah as someone who could vote when the eternal September began I assure you 95% or more of the nerds who built these systems to send messages to their nerd friends in other universities over ARPNET were as (more probably) livid as you.

for me, it was my first hint that capitalism ruins everything, more proof boomers ruin everything, and I hate email now too

Sounds like a Future Me problem

so much winning

Don’t ask me, I’m always late to games. Red Dead Redemption 2 is great. I’m interested in checking out the new Spider-Man and Star Wars game but afraid of getting hooked obsessive again. Maybe this upcoming winter unless we’re Mad Maxin’ it by then

How many hours straight do you plan on playing video games while she’s gone?

Literally never going to be able to leave this town

That’s bad.

but da dank moe

what does this mean for my treats

The law prohibited the public carrying of loaded firearms without a permit.

white dudes literally carrying a slip of paper that reads "I can do what I want"