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Can't we all just get along?
  • Sure it is. It may be flashier, have a larger budget, and largely miss the spirit of the series at that time... I had a point here somewhere.

    Eh, pick and choose what bits you enjoy.

  • Can't we all just get along?
  • A bit conflicted, I imagine.

  • Can't we all just get along?

    Inspired by gregorum's post concerning issues with startrek.website, which is ironic as lemmy.world is a bit glitchy right now and isn't letting me upload and had to use my alt here.

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    Lemme show you the Riker Maneuver, baby
  • Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist.

    We show it.

    We show all of it.

    Because what's the one major thing missing from all sci-fi these days, guys?

    Full penetration.

    Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it.

    I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Riker really going to town on this hot, young engineer.

    From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl - all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.

    And then he explores again.

    He's out scanning for life forms.

    Then he's back to the warp core for some more full penetration.

    Explores, back to the core, full penetration.

    Explore, penetration, explore, full penetration, explore, penetration...

    And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 40 or so minutes until the episode just sort of ends.

  • Forklift Certified Magical Girl Rule
  • Worked with a guy who could pick up a dime with one of the forks. About the only thing he could do with precision, but still impressive.

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    Ferengi Whispers
  • He left this comm some weeks ago, but it wasn't apparent why til recently.

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  • To vaguely sum up:

    There are/will be other places I'll be around.

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  • Just some internal drama. If you're enjoying the community, then no worries.

  • Public domain and self-sealing
  • Rule of Acquisition #17

  • tra(i)ns rule
  • The Insensitive Lebowski

  • Public domain and self-sealing
  • It's still under copyright.

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    Splat
  • Compy... Burninate that entire personal log.
  • Loved scanning for hidden crap. At least, until I figured out you could tab around within the screen to see clickable objects.

  • Compy... Burninate that entire personal log.
  • Not mine, but appropriate:

  • Wakka Spocka
  • Compy... Burninate that entire personal log.
  • Not mine, but awesome.

  • Cheers to a new cycle!

    Posting now for those who have to go down early/what have you. In the image is my go to toast and may it hold true for you all in the coming year!

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    Lower Decks: Ladies Night

    Bouncing off of Blackout and Flying Squid.

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    On the twelfth day of Trek-mas,

    Merry Trek-mas to you all! Thanks so much for all of your help, participation, and creative contributions. Let's do this again next year! Comment some new categories or any formatting suggestions for Trek-mas 2024.

    !

    1 ummthatguy - "An O'Brien in agony"

    2 negativenull - "Two ejected warp cores"

    3 The Picard Maneuver - "Three French Captains"

    4 negativenull - "Four phasers phasing"

    5 negativenull - "Five latinum bars"

    6 ummthatguy - "Six Vulcan Mind-melds"

    7 teft - "Seven Jeffrey Combs"

    8 negativenull - "Eight Janeway coffees"

    9 negativenull - "Nine redshirts dying"

    10 ummthatguy- "Ten humanoid aliens"

    11 ummthatguy- "Eleven Rikers Riking"

    12 teft - "Twelve cloaking warbirds"

    May O'Brien suffer for us all into the new year!

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    On the eleventh day of Trek-mas,

    SUBMIT ENTRIES FOR DAY 12 HERE!

    "TWELVE CLOAKING WARBIRDS"

    !

    Claim a spot by submitting your meme the day/post prior (ie - post meme for day 12 on day 11). In the event of multiple submissions, most upvoted by day's end takes it. Tie breaker based on my poor taste.

    1 ummthatguy - "An O'Brien in agony"

    2 negativenull - "Two ejected warp cores"

    3 The Picard Maneuver - "Three French Captains"

    4 negativenull - "Four phasers phasing"

    5 negativenull - "Five latinum bars"

    6 ummthatguy - "Six Vulcan Mind-melds"

    7 teft - "Seven Jeffrey Combs"

    8 negativenull - "Eight Janeway coffees"

    9 negativenull - "Nine redshirts dying"

    10 ummthatguy- "Ten humanoid aliens"

    11 ummthatguy- "Eleven Rikers Riking"

    12 "Twelve cloaking warbirds"

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    ummthatguy ummthatguy @startrek.website
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