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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

He was also the little old man who threw off the Emperor's Groove

TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

Can't we all just get along?

Star Trek Memes @lemmy.world

Team Fauxlivia or Team Smiley?

Star Trek Memes @lemmy.world

Way to go, Paris.

Star Trek Memes @lemmy.world

Yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!

Risa @startrek.website

Compy... Burninate that entire personal log.

Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

Best played with the V-Wing

Risa @startrek.website

R.O.A. #18: A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.

Risa @startrek.website

That saucer section really ties the ship together.

Risa @startrek.website

A little hair of the targ that bit you.

Risa @startrek.website

Cheers to a new cycle!

Risa @startrek.website

If __ was a sandwich: Neelix

Risa @startrek.website

If X was a sandwich: Spock

Risa @startrek.website

From the files of Terok Nor

Risa @startrek.website

Lower Decks: Ladies Night

Risa @startrek.website

Competency on a four shift rotation.

Risa @startrek.website

Tom Paris probably prefers Bill Murray

Risa @startrek.website

One to beam up. Nope, just the one.

Risa @startrek.website

MRW relatives argue during the holiday get together

Risa @startrek.website

On the twelfth day of Trek-mas,

  • Abe Froman... I mean, ummthatguy?

  • Maybe not the second part.

  • Mr. Spock was, of course, the first contestant eliminated from the air guitar competition. Why he was there in the first place is anybody's guess.

  • Seems to be some trouble...

    This shit is aggravating. Even had to break out the alt account I haven't touched for months.

  • Seems lemmy.world is under maintenance, so dusting off the alt.

  • Sure it is. It may be flashier, have a larger budget, and largely miss the spirit of the series at that time... I had a point here somewhere.

    Eh, pick and choose what bits you enjoy.

  • A bit conflicted, I imagine.

  • Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist.

    We show it.

    We show all of it.

    Because what's the one major thing missing from all sci-fi these days, guys?

    Full penetration.

    Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it.

    I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Riker really going to town on this hot, young engineer.

    From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl - all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.

    And then he explores again.

    He's out scanning for life forms.

    Then he's back to the warp core for some more full penetration.

    Explores, back to the core, full penetration.

    Explore, penetration, explore, full penetration, explore, penetration...

    And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 40 or so minutes until the episode just sort of ends.

  • Worked with a guy who could pick up a dime with one of the forks. About the only thing he could do with precision, but still impressive.

  • Ferengi Whispers

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  • He left this comm some weeks ago, but it wasn't apparent why til recently.

  • Ferengi Whispers

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  • To vaguely sum up:

    There are/will be other places I'll be around.

  • Ferengi Whispers

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  • Just some internal drama. If you're enjoying the community, then no worries.

  • Rule of Acquisition #17

  • The Insensitive Lebowski

  • It's still under copyright.

  • Splat

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