Programmer Humor

Despite the obvious levity, this is actually serious. It was made by why the lucky stiff, a pretty prominent member of Ruby community, back in the day. This, however, was part of his mysterious burnout manifesto, for lack of better term. He really really bloody needed a break.

> "programming is rather thankless. u see your works become replaced by superior ones in a year. unable to run at all in a few more."

From the conclusion: > NAT may be a good short term solution to the address depletion and scaling problems. This is because it requires very few changes and can be installed incrementally. NAT has several negative characteristics that make it inappropriate as a long term solution, and may make it inappropriate even as a short term solution. Only implementation and experimentation will determine its appropriateness.

but stackoverflow how i fixy the brokey!

geteilt von: https://lemmit.online/post/3018791

> ##### This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot. > The original was posted on /r/ProgrammerHumor by /u/polytopelover on 2024-05-26 21:23:20+00:00. >

Also shout out to all shell programmers and turtle graphicians and turtle roboticians! Turtles are really awesome, they have shell access! And won't be rushing to push anything on production too fast either.

...from people who seem to refuse to install paredit or coloring plugins for either? ps lisp syntax ftw, it's a feature!

Good price.

Like, do they not worry about people just editing everything and inserting porn or something? I doubt that they were smart enough to use branch protection. To be fair, when you're sending a mass spam campaign, you already don't worry about your reputation anyway lol

(The attached images: part 1: @QuantEssential-io has invited you to collaborate on the QuantEssential-io/Quant-Interview-Prep-2024 repository part 2: GitHub 404 showing the entire organization has been banned)

Source

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the 'mp3' program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as 'telnet', which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

When I read the sentence, I was like "Wh... w... how? WHY? ...and OF COURSE it was distributed via FTP, I mean, what else do you use for entertainment in AIX. Or business, for that matter."

(Abuse)

I had to go full Rube Goldberg to clean up old image tags from closed PRs, while still leaving deletion of untagged image to the ECR repo's own lifecycle policy. Never go full Rube Goldberg:

• https://stackoverflow.com/questions/70065254/remove-ecr-image-tag-despite-imagereferencedbymanifestlist-error
• https://github.com/aws/containers-roadmap/issues/1567

```yaml name: ECR Retention Policy

on: pull_request: types: - closed workflow_call: workflow_dispatch:

jobs: clean-unused-ecr: name: Delete unused container images runs-on: runs-on,runner=2cpu-linux-x64,run-id=${{ github.run_id }},image=ecr_login_image steps: - name: Configure AWS credentials uses: aws-actions/configure-aws-credentials@v4 with: aws-region: ${{ env.RUNS_ON_AWS_REGION }} - name: AWS ECR Login id: login-ecr uses: aws-actions/amazon-ecr-login@v2 - name: AWS ECR Info shell: bash run: | echo "ECR_REGISTRY=${{ steps.login-ecr.outputs.registry }}" >> $GITHUB_ENV echo "ECR_REPO=$(basename ${{ github.repository }})" >> $GITHUB_ENV - name: Docker meta id: docker_meta uses: docker/metadata-action@v5 with: images: ${{ env.ECR_REGISTRY }}/${{ env.ECR_REPO }} flavor: suffix=- tags: type=raw,value=${{ github.head_ref || github.ref_name }} # NOTE: This is convoluted because AWS ECR has no simple way to untag image without deletion # given we want to leave deletion of untagged image to the ECR repo's own lifecycle policy # https://stackoverflow.com/questions/70065254/remove-ecr-image-tag-despite-imagereferencedbymanifestlist-error # https://github.com/aws/containers-roadmap/issues/1567 - name: AWS ECR Cleanup shell: bash run: | REPO_EXISTS=$(aws ecr describe-repositories --repository-names $ECR_REPO 2>&1 || true) if echo "${REPO_EXISTS}" | grep -q 'RepositoryNotFoundException'; then echo "Repository not found, skipping cleanup." exit 0 fi IMAGE_TAGS=$(aws ecr list-images --repository-name $ECR_REPO --query 'imageIds[*].imageTag' --output text)

docker pull busybox docker tag busybox $ECR_REGISTRY/$ECR_REPO:_ docker push $ECR_REGISTRY/$ECR_REPO:_

TEMP_IMAGE=$( aws ecr batch-get-image \ --repository-name $ECR_REPO \ --image-ids imageTag=_ ) TEMP_MANIFEST=$(echo $TEMP_IMAGE | jq -r '.images[].imageManifest') TEMP_DIGEST=$(echo $TEMP_IMAGE | jq -r '.images[].imageId.imageDigest')

TAG_PREFIX=$(echo ${{ fromJSON(steps.docker_meta.outputs.json).tags[0] }} | cut -d: -f2) for TAG in $IMAGE_TAGS do if [[ $TAG == $TAG_PREFIX* ]]; then docker tag busybox $ECR_REGISTRY/$ECR_REPO:$TAG docker push $ECR_REGISTRY/$ECR_REPO:$TAG echo "Untaged image $TAG" fi done

# Delete the temporary image by digest aws ecr batch-delete-image \ --repository-name $ECR_REPO \ --image-ids imageDigest=$TEMP_DIGEST ```