Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.

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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.

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That said! The statistical data! Is questionable! On whether abuse! Is transmitted behaviorally!

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In retrospect, I feel like this comic is just another version of the thing it's lamenting.

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The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins because there's been no first contact with the Americas.

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You see children, back in the nineteen-hundred-eighties, there was a 'video game' featuring a puck-shaped gentleman by the name of Pac.

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Okay, but why does the guy have three eyebrows?

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But you really have to appreciate the workmanship on the packaging.

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Ultimately, the gangrene killed him, but I still feel like you gotta live in the moment.

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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.

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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.

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I suppose in retrospect I should've double checked my assumption that you wanted to murder your mom.

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This was a daring experiment in animated comics.

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This will be considered deeply offensive in 2034.

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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.

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The more astute reader will be moved to wonder why he didn't poop in the yard.

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The fact that it was un-rhymed made it just a little bit extra insulting.

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Feels so good to just level with you about my closet world of sibling-murder.

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The key to the insanity defense is trying it twice and expecting different results.

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Unfortunately, the A students did very little mating.

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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?

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WHY ISN'T THE BENCH COLORED IN?! THE FOURTH WALL IS BROKEN

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Fortunately, it turned out he killed a different Steve.

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Oh great, lung-blood. Great. Well, you've ruined this shirt, so that's just lovely.

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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.

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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.

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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters.

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Stupid robots think love is necessary for procreation.

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But really, can you trust a man who wears a fedora indoors?

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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.

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I wrote this one toward the end of my time at college, and I still remember a poet friend telling me she thought this comic expressed how she felt about her last year in college.

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I CAN MAKE THIS JOKE BECAUSE I HAVE A LITERATURE DEGREE

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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.

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For real though, why not 'take money and donate it directly toward research for the cure' ?

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Also, what about really really slow bullets?

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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.

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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up.

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Ironically, the nuclear apocalypse happens that Thursday.

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Note the ellipse here around Does Too, indicating that He totally does.

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