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Bulletins and News Discussion from December 23rd to December 29th, 2024 - The War on Christmas: Hypersonic Holidays

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Happy holidays, fellow godless communists. We are in year three of the Five-Year Plan to eliminate all Christmas cheer and create a world free of the joys and festivity of Christmas. Nobody should have to be reminded that in our concrete brutalist communist strongholds, NO ornaments are allowed in December. Please report any Christmas trees, snowflakes, baubles, and presents to the evil secret police, and anybody caught violating their Volcel Pledge by having a tentative kiss under a mistletoe will be shot on sight.

Developments lately have been grim. Our Supreme Communist Dictator Brandon is being removed from office by Christmas-loving patriots, and soon, Christmas will adorn the White House for another four years. This is obviously very disappointing, but while Christmas joy is strictly prohibited, good vibes are still strongly encouraged. Revolutionary optimism (a term we only bring out when things are going very badly and we need to be delusional) shall triumph over defeatist rhetoric by stooges of the Christmas regime.

We must have hope. Our foreign allies aiding us in destroying Christmas now possess hypersonic weaponry, allowing us to compete with and overcome the engine technology powering Santa's sleigh. Abroad, they have destroyed factories and hit cities with missiles travelling at unimaginable speeds into precise targets, while the Christmas regime struggles to produce their own such missiles, as they are still reliant on aircraft bombing campaigns. Precision has a quality all its own, or something along those lines. We just have to hold out another two years or so, and I swear to you: we will live in a world without this accursed holiday.

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  • The case of Uri, the man born in the USSR (a "Soviet Refugee" as he likes to present himself) who is now an "israeli" settler and lives in stolen land. Here's the case of a man who is a complete lost cause, a man who you simply cannot reform and integrate back into society as a functioning member because Genocide is rooted deep within their soul and only death runs in their veins.

    There's a special kind of piece of shit in the world. Sure, there are a lot of people who simply hate the Palestinians (for whatever reason) and would like to see them dead. There are people who show no compassion towards them, who see them are mere numbers that will one day show up in history books as "total deaths". They're completely unable to see them as fellow humans, therefore they're completely unable to share the same feelings with the Palestinians. There's also a lot of people, people with good intentions, who see the hardships of the Palestinians and immediately form a connection with them, empathy as it is called. It's natural to humans. Zionists are contrary to human nature because not only they inflict severe damage into the people they have decided to hate (people who have done no wrongdoings to them to begin with) but they are unable to see it as well.

    Uri is different. Uri is able to see Gazan's sufferings, the hardships. He knows they are starving, they are cold, they have nowhere to go. They know life is shit for them right now. Uri sees all that and almost forms a bond with the Gazan, he knows when he's cold there's a Gazan kid who is also cold, and hungry. But instead of going along with our nature, of having empathy, he throws all that out and feels good. He feels good at the fact that Gazans are starving and dying by the hundreds. He can see and feel their suffering but he loves it. He can see them as human beings, he knows suffering is a thing, but he absolutely loves to idea of inflicting suffering upon people that have done nothing to them but do "get in the way" of his pathetic ultranationalistic project.

    He is a massive piece of shit because he tricks nature itself. He tricks all of us with his words, first time I've seen it I was thinking the guy was being empathetic with the Gazans, but no, it's the contrary. He's a special kind of piece of shit, one that knows some people are in the absolute shit right now and asks for more. He's aware, almost feeling sorry, but he keeps on going, just like the many Nazis who knew what they were doing and kept doing it anyways. It's not that he doesn't care about Gazans, he does but in a sinister way.

    This is but one sample of many within the "israeli" society in particular and western society in general who feel that way. There are people who deny there's genocide either because they really believe there is no genocide or because they're too afraid to be one of the baddies and there's people who don't waste time and celebrate genocide while asking for more. The latter is at the bottom of human decency, the scum of the scum, the irreparable.

    It is also important to remember that everything that "israel" does will be accounted for in the future. We are firm believers in the "fuck around and find out" formula, it just never fails. "israel" will find out, don't you ever think the pain, the misery, the destruction, the death and the suffering they've inflicted upon millions will just go about unpunished. Everything they do, and I really mean everything, will come back at them like a boomerang. It's not "karma", it's them digging their own fucking grave.

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