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Not seeing it with this image, but I know exactly what you're talking about as I've had it happen before. On backgrounds like that bright red, the foreground seems to be floating above it and moving independently from the background, right? I've been told this is a symptom of astigmatism (and now that I think about it, the effect probably went away when I had my lasik a decade ago)

I didn’t notice before, but since you mentioned it, it kinda does.

Not at all

Can’t say that it does. As an aside, can I get your dealer’s 411? 😏