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That’s almost as good as Aperture Science selling shower curtains and multidimensional portal devices.
88 0 ReplyWell, I don't think they ever actually sold any of the portal guns...
28 0 ReplyIs that because nobody would buy them or because Aperture fell to ruin before they could put it on the market? 🤔
18 1 ReplyThey were too expensive! The Device was more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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BIC sells ball point pens, lighters, razor blades, and surfboards.
21 0 ReplyHad no idea about the surf boards, goofy AF.
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They wanted to sell the multidimensional portal device as a shower curtain.
7 0 ReplyThey do what they must because they can.
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