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    Baader-Meihoff fuckin' with me cuz I recently saw a thread about images not loading lol

  • We are a failed species
  • Screwdrivers with sunny d are better than regular OJ, IMO. The extra sweetness cuts out the alcohol taste more. But as a 0 sugar seltzer? The carbonic acid just makes alcohol like this taste like shit without added sugar.

  • All farts are funny. It's just a matter of degree
  • Farts in my sibling's face? Hilarious.

    Farts in my face? That's like, negative funny.

  • Meta Now Lets You Force Update Your Quest System Software
  • It's a pretty decent mid-level system that's actually affordable. There are worse options for a little less or the same price, and better options that are pretty pricey.

    It could be even better if someone manages to hack it and make a custom OS tho... It's capable of doing a lot more through apps than it allows to be done just through the system and there's a fuckton of things that should just be part of the default experience.

  • Disney are war criminals
  • Uh, actually that's fairy dust. Clearly they are trafficking drugs.

  • Pity, really.
  • I remember when the go-to search term was "warez."

    I still don't know if that was supposed to be pronounced like "wares" or "war-ehz." πŸ€”

  • 451 rule
  • Also keep in mind that humans can run even faster if they do so on all fours.

  • 451 rule
  • I still can't get over the fact that the book about the dangers of banning books is one of the most commonly banned books.

  • A reminder to love nature
  • The flag I shoved into this penguin says otherwise.

  • The mask ban shit is unreal.
  • Well, I mean before COVID plenty of places banned wearing anything that obscured your face. Like if you walked into a bank wearing a ski mask, you're probably gonna have a bad time.

    It's a restaurant anyway... You gonna eat with a mask on? The ban is kinda unnecessary because it would resolve itself once the mask wearer has their food.

  • The mask ban shit is unreal.
  • I can't even imagine being so insecure that I am threatened by someone else wearing a medical mask.

  • Technically, almost all video games are puzzle games.
  • I used to understand Stellaris before they added so, so many things to it. It's practically a different game now than when I first bought it and I have literally none of the DLC lol

  • Technically, almost all video games are puzzle games.
  • If you define "puzzle" as a problem that you must work out with hard mental effort, then no; not at all games are puzzles. Rail shooters and other mindless games that rely more on reaction speed would not constitute a puzzle since you don't really need to even think.

    Online shooter, sure. You have to think about what the other guy is gonna do. Virtua Cop? You just need to aim and shoot fast when the bad dudes appear. I mean, you could play Counter-Strike like Virtua Cop but you probably aren't gonna be good unless you're posted up with an AWP all the time.

    I actually love Metal Gear Solid because its design is much like that of a puzzle game, where the puzzle is "how the fuck do I kill everyone without being seen?" Hitman is the same way, but it always felt less curated than MGS because there isn't just 1 solution to the problem, where as MGS does. And a lot of it is only conveyed through their respective scoring systems.

    On the flip side, I tend to dislike leaderboards in most games because there is only 1 possible way to get the maximum possible score for any given level or minigame that once it's worked out, everyone can be at the top and the only way to truly rise above everyone is to cheat.

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  • My PC is purpose built for VR, I have a Quest 3 and what do I do most of the time?

    Just sit in a cool looking room in VR chat and listen to music while browsing Lemmy or watching videos. Occasionally I'll play a flat space game in VR so I can have a huge screen. But I mean... I am using the VR technically.

  • The cycle of pants continues
  • I wish I still had my JNCOs.

    Or I should get one of those man skirts, like what the guard dude in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon wore.

    I don't think I would like skinny jeans even if I was skinny.

  • can we talk about how derivative the new aquaman was?
  • I haven't seen the new one but I remember the first one being hella like a Saturday morning cartoon; especially with how damn near every major dialogue scene ended with a wall being blown up and bad guys pouring in for a fight.

    Personally, I like that dumb shit. I want the super hero movie to feel like a comic book or cartoon.

  • No tipping
  • I recently came to learn that there are tons and tons of people who do not think cow tipping is real or possible. Having grown up in Dairyland: It's real, it's possible and it's kinda funny being able to so easily knock over something so large.

  • Have you ever clicked on an ad *on purpose?*

    Just as the title says: Have you ever clicked on an ad, knowing it was an ad, on purpose? What ad was it? Why did you click it?

    Curious because I realized I have not once in my life clicked on an ad shown online on purpose. Accidentally, and being tricked into clicking the wrong thing sure; never with intent though.

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    Is there a "canvas" of the universe? Do we even know? Would a canvas follow the same laws as the paint?

    Think of the universe as a painting. There's the image made in paint, and the surface it was painted on. The canvas.

    The stars, the planets, the gasses, the matter and energy and even the space between are the paint. What's the canvas? Is there a canvas? Would the canvas follow the same rules as the paint?

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    What foods from the shows would you like to try if you could?

    There's a few for me. Yamok sauce. Various synthohols. The desserts Troi's always eating (or being). But most especially gagh. I wouldn't let the fact it's some kind of living worm distract me from the way all the cool people describe it. If Riker likes it, I think I would too and I certainly wouldn't want to look like a p'taQ in front of Riker.

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    What happened to "stoner" comedies?

    Half-Baked. Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. Grandma's Boy. Dude, Where's My Car? Where have the movies like this gone? Clerks 3 was, I think, the last good one I've ever seen (and even they got too real and too sad so I don't even know if I ever want to see it again as a comedy). There's gotta be some good, funny shit that's even funnier when stoned out of your mind that's more recent than that, right?

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    Why is only the ? and ! put at the front and upside down of a sentence in Spanish?

    Why not periods? Why doesn't every sentence in Spanish that isn't a question or exclamation start with a period floating in the sky?

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    What would be the best way to fix the little stopper switch for one of the motors on my Aquilla?

    One of the stepper motors' switch things (the metal part that hits the bar to tell the motor it's at one end of the track) came out and it's either bent too much or snapped off (it's so small I can't really tell) and it doesn't go back in place, which means I can't use the printer because the motor with the head on it doesn't know when it has reached the end of the track and just tries to keep going if I don't stop it.

    My first thought was to print a new piece but... That won't work when I have to use the printer to do that. The motor itself is great. It's just that stupid little metal triangle thing used to give the teeny tiny switch some more surface area to be pressed.

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    I want a Mixed Reality thing that works the opposite of how I am seeing it done right now...

    Right now it's augmenting reality with fake shit. Like you see the real world and can put non-real things in it. What I'd like to be able to do is be in a fake world and bring real world objects into that.

    Like, say I'm in VRchat just sitting somewhere hanging out it would be cool if I could bring my drink, my food, my vape, etc into the game so I don't have to fumble around looking for them with my hands. I haven't found anything that does this though... :/

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    Got new phone yesterday. Already hate it.

    My previous phone's charge port finally went kaput so I had to get something new. The best option I had was a Pixel 8 or 8 Pro. I went with the 8 since it looked like the only major difference other than price was the cameras, and I don't take a lot of pictures.

    1. It's half the size of my previous phone. I'm a big guy and I like big phones, especially of the phablet variety. This thing feels like it's made for children.
    2. Because it's a carrier branded device, I can't actually install the custom OS I wanted to because the option for OEM Unlock is grayed out. Which wouldn't be a surprise had this information been front and center on Graphene or Lineage's supported phone page and not half way through the instructions for install.
    3. Fucker has ads!
    4. Don't know what to do with my 2TB sd card since absolutely nothing available had an SD slot.

    I'm so sick of these closed down bastards. I wanna be able to build my own like I would a PC 😩

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    How come running hard (especially when out of shape) makes your lungs feel like they are on fire?

    Just had this thought while running with my dog and getting fatigued. Why does it feel like that? What is going on in the tissue to make it "burn?"

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    An emotional, story-based game in VR would kinda suck...

    Crying while wearing a headset could damage the headset. At the very least, it would be hard to see if you can't wipe your eyes.

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    So every time a discussion about Dragon's Dogma came up, I was apparently thinking of a totally different game.

    I could have sworn that I had played Dragon's Dogma before because people told me it was like Skyrim and Dark Souls had a baby but I found it to be more like Monster Hunter on the Source engine.

    I fired up the game since I do actually own it and it was totally not the game I was thinking of. I don't remember a damn thing about this but it really is like Skyrim and Dark Souls had a baby. So now I have been wondering: What fucking game was I mixing this one up with?!

    It was setup exactly like Monster Hunter where you do things in a little hub city to buy, sell and upgrade shit, check out mission boards and gather a party before using a boat to head to the mission area. The mission areas were super linear paths like Monster Hunter, but without even the facsade of being in a bigger area and you could do things like use ropes to tie down bigger monsters while your DPS attacked the monster. And it was built on the Source engine. I can remember all that but I am drawing a blank on the name since realizing it's not Dragon's Dogma.

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    If one state changed its state flag to be the exact same as another, is that a copyright violation?

    Just saw a thing about Minnesota's flag contest and some joker suggested using California's flag which I started overthinking about which leads us here. If Minnesota actually changed their state flag to California's state flag, could California sue Minnesota? πŸ€”

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    Kolanaki πŸ‡° πŸ”΅ πŸ‡± πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡³ πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡° ℹ️ @yiffit.net

    I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

    I'm learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it's wrong!

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