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It's true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.
We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.
Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the "password" was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, "I'll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman "OBEY" t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese".Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.
Wanna grab some cheese before we bone?
"Before we bone, I must tell you... I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too."
And that's how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.That's rad... ish