Lemmy Shitpost

My 14-year-old who wants to grow up has no idea.

I was cleaning out a chemical storage closet at work. A hydrogen chloride container leaked out onto some iodine containers. I picked one up (bare handed) and sat it down in the grass. About thirty seconds later, I noticed the steam boiling up from around the bottom of the container. This is about 45 seconds worth of contact.

Although if I had to pick... David Byrne.

Fartology is an up and coming science.

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