Lemmy Shitpost

Someone hacked a pregnancy test to play doom. There used to be a Reddit sub /r/itrunsdoom for unconventional media to run doom on.

He looks like his parents.

Ed, Edd n Eddy hit different

Ideogram prompt for base image (33 generated, 5 candidates):

>The E.S.C. Apes pose for a group photo, wearing E.S.C. branded casual clothing. The setting is a cozy clubhouse. The apes are all unique and distinct from one another, including a chimp, gorilla, and orangutan., cinematic

Ideogram (magic)prompt for E.S.C. logo (12 generations, 2 candidates):

>A sleek and modern logo design for the Educated Simian Club, featuring the stylized silhouette of a primate with a mortarboard cap. The typography is clean and sophisticated, with the words 'Educated Simian Club' in bold, capital letters. The overall design exudes an air of intelligence and exclusivity, perfect for an elite group of primatologists and enthusiasts., typography

Ran ESC logo through illusion diffusion for wood carving look.

Ideogram prompt for black and white Chimp Graduation Photo (8 generations, 3 candidates):

>An extreme close up, black and white photograph of a chimpanzee graduating from college, in the act of throwing their graduation cap into the air. The chimp is clearly thrilled, surrounded by a large group of fellow alumni., cinematic

Photoshop to combine the elements and for generative fill to fix up some errors in the shirts and faces.

Just watching the proverbial bodies stack up

Prosecutor Harris reporting for duty!

If only you had paid attention you would know how to summon a president.

It's not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he'd shag a settee. That he'd bone a book stand. That he's creamied on the credenza.

Don't trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he'd never do it! He's chaste with the chaises. He's never loved a loveseat.

My VP would never fuck furniture.