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  • No discourse on farts is complete without mention of the Dutch oven. The type of cover material used to create the oven is just as important as what is eaten prior to the farting itself

  • I just want to be an unfortunate cousin
  • I already got the degen part down, poetry is so so

    …actually it’s bad, I need a smoke now

  • smol frog I saw on a hike
  • Yes, but also OP is a giant

  • smol frog I saw on a hike
  • You get out of here with that smol frog, no way! I call fake news

  • Just Want to Test Something Rule
  • So you’re saying we can get the bots to organize their own game of werewolf? The prompt injection sends them to a bot only instance and you can’t join/comment the instance unless you enter via that injected link, but can still view it

  • Or your dog.
  • Uh huh sure. Hey, do you know about toxoplasmosis?

  • Just Want to Test Something Rule
  • See, your mistake is confusing people with brain rot as bots, brain rotted humans are more likely to fail this test fyi

    Though seriously, I think I’d like to find a way to catch bots in the wild, not sure what’s a good strategy for that. A game of werewolf? If account is not colluding with other players in DMs you know that account is sus

  • Everyone skims past filler anyway
  • If the email did find them in a well, they’ll ask for help and that’ll just be a whole thing. Better not to send the email in the first place

  • Mike Lindell officially loses all his lawyers in $5M 'Prove Mike Wrong' cyber challenge
  • lots of desperate people to keep unskilled labor costs down

    America needs more unions sooo badly

  • You got the cheese, the ham, the... wait
  • Well after you do the drugs, it doesn’t really matter

  • Just saying
  • You know, the least you can do if you’re dumb is not be a racist piece of shit. Dumb and racist is just too much

  • Jon Stewart's prediction about changing beauty standards from 2004
  • No but Marilyn Monroe started the hourglass figure trend before JLo

    Edit this list is pretty great about naming curvy women thru American pop culture https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/g6376/best-celebrity-hourglass-bodies/

    It’s missing pics from what I can tell on my phone.

    I think most people are talking about figures like these when they’re saying gyatt and what not

  • It's easier to remember the IPs of good DNSes, too.
  • I feel like I could learn Dutch, my English is already broken

  • Hey A/S/L?
  • He has the facial expression of someone patiently waiting for someone else to stop talking

  • Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.
  • So you’re saying you’re getting blown less now

  • Haiku Rule
  • The yapping will only stop when the sun goes supernova

  • Gay Water Rule
  • How many frogs are juiced per bottle? Poor froggies

  • Damn kids, get off my lawn!
  • Maybe because of too much lead exposure?

  • It's real
  • Alternative title: use these words if you want your kid to never say them again

  • Rare tissue-damaging bacteria spreads in Japan, kills in 48 hours
    www.japantimes.co.jp Rare tissue-damaging bacteria spreads in Japan

    At the current rate of infections, the number of cases in Japan could reach 2,500 this year, with a mortality rate of 30%.

    Rare tissue-damaging bacteria spreads in Japan

    Thread with more comments, didn’t see it before: https://lemmy.world/post/16594476?scrollToComments=true

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    I am the outwitter!

    Couldn’t find anything with less pixels, please save to disk and remove resolution yourself ❤️

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    LGBTQ+ @lemmy.blahaj.zone nifty @lemmy.world
    Watching some documentaries on drag queens, what other cool movies for Pride month?
    www.factualamerica.com Greatest Documentaries About Drag Queens: The Best Films Unveiling the Art Form — Factual America Podcast

    Dive into the vibrant world of drag with our list of the greatest documentaries about drag queens, showcasing the passion, artistry, and cultural impact of this dynamic performance art form.

    Greatest Documentaries About Drag Queens: The Best Films Unveiling the Art Form — Factual America Podcast

    Movie suggestions don’t have to be documentaries

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    Microblog Memes @lemmy.world nifty @lemmy.world
    Next explain cars
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    Ultra processed foods unhealthy even if plant-based
    amp.cnn.com Not all plant-based foods are equal. This type can raise the risk of heart attack and early death | CNN

    Eating plant-based ultraprocessed foods raise the risk of heart disease and early death, but there’s an easy fix, a new study found.

    Not all plant-based foods are equal. This type can raise the risk of heart attack and early death | CNN

    plant based alternatives are pretty good for reducing calories or inflammation in my experience.

    Ultra processed foods are unsurprisingly (but disappointingly) still bad.

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    Is God gay rule?

    He made angels unsexy so wouldn’t be distracted by them…!?

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    nifty nifty @lemmy.world

    smol, femme, nerd

    libera te tutemet ex machina, and shitpost~~

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