This charcuterie board fucks.
Three condoms? My, we're young and frisky, aren't we?
They are unwrapped and sitting pretty close to some meat and cheese. Feels like that's just asking for disrupting vaginal health balance. Plus I'd be suspicious of holes poked in the condoms. Unwrapping them is such a weird thing to do.
Frist of all, why are there condoms in the food second why are there 3 of them?
The only question is, one at a time, or all at once?
That depends.
39 and under crowd - "Wanna go again?"
40 and over crowd - "I'm going to need at least that many breaks."
I love the gummy taste of condoms with my Brie and crackers
no joke, you know the brie and gummy worms work.
you dip the chicken nuggets in whiskey and then roll them in cocaine for a nice speedy schnitzel
That is going to taste so bitter, my tongue just dried up from thinking of it
That's why there's bbq sauce.
Where are the dates?
Probably wondering why their date is taking a picture of the charcuterie board.
Woosh
Bro’s got a baseball bat and an image analyzer from a NOAA satellite, and all he had to do was buy a package of dates from the grocery and take a pic of one.
The straight whole coffee beans. 🤣
They're alright actually
All that and not a single date to be found in the photo. Has bro never been to a grocery store?
What order is this meant to be in?
To start off, put the gummi worms in a shaker, shake, collect the sour dust, snort.
Next, add the whiskey to the shaker, set aside
Dunk the bread in the McNuggies sauce, sprinkle on cocaine to taste.
Add weed, thin crackers and coffee beans to grinder, grind thoroughly. Take the brie and your ground up spices, work them into each other as if you were making meatballs.
Eat this raw.
Ok, now vomit into the condoms.
Now that the appetizer is done with, grab handfulls of the other cheeses, salami, prosciutto and McNuggies, and just stuff it into your face as if you were eating popcorn.
Now that you've been thoroughly fucked by this culinary experience, finish it off with the drink you set aside earlier, which should hopefully be a lovely semi congealed glass of gummi whiskey.
Well after you do the drugs, it doesn’t really matter
Western.
Add a gun and some bullets and call it the Hunter S. Thompson Special.
Wake up. First Chival Royale of the day.
Needs more grapefruit.
That's a fucking party right there
WHERE are the motherfucking CHEESE BALLS?!
After enough coke everyone has cheese balls.
I can't wait to put your Sweady balls in my mouth.
Everything looks good here, perfect date. Wait, except.... is that.... unground coffee beans? What the fuck?
Espresso beans are delicious especially in dark chocolate.
I'd eat those, but the proximity to cocaine is a bit concerning.
You'd leave the cocaine on the board?
Mix it up. Call it the morning special.
I thought they were rasins, but not sure.
To me this just looks like a typical day that started with the best of intentions.
Are those.. lol coffee beans?!
crumchy
Oh sweet, mcnuggets!
Which should pair well with the whiskey and coke. According to a friend.
Mythic rarity girl dinner
YES.
I can almost hear Major Kong (Slim Pickens) from Doctor Strangelove:
"Shoot... a fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all this stuff."Why do u need 3?
Heh, he doesn't know about the 3
seashellscondoms.What about the famed 4th hole
I always bring at least 4. Two for them to top, two for me to top, should we hit it off and have the time.
Good to have backup in case you get precum on the outside or for when you want to switch between penetration and other stuff (if youre unsure about STDs it's better to use one for oral too though)
Hey leave stdio and stdlib out of this!
It's a long night...
I'll order the same happy meal.
Someone was not prepared for the potluck
