Please tell me this is AI, and that Tarantino doesn't actually check if the foot looks good on camera.

Now release him back into the ocean!

Jokes on you. I don't have to go to work for 10 hours, but I'm already crying in bed.

Would it be possible to do a crowd found and buy Musk a seat? And also bezos? And sabotage the submersible? On second thought, fuck that, let's just buy a guillotine.

It's not a question of liking, but not having a choice.

Didn't that one guy say, you can drink a quart of it and it won't hurt you?

But how many of them think that's a bad thing?

We must build a wall around Europe, so that Americans can't come here. When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing guns. They’re bringing GMC trucks. They’re racists. And some, I assume, are good people.

A guide to 50 pushups, if you can already do 48. You won't be able to do 2 more every other day. Not to mention the whole "if you only train your chest without your back, you will get a hump thing".

Those days? That was a couple of weeks ago.

The leg spreader.

One of my favourite movies, period. First time I watched it, I didn't even know what's it about or even what genre it is.

I'm going commando in harem pants. Balls have all the airy freedom they desire.

It is Dr Cox.

If you remove the porn from the internet, there will be one site left, and it will be called Bring Back The Porn.

Living in the civilised world, sometimes one wanders if Americans should be pitied or laughed at more.

Oh sweet, mcnuggets!

I vote more occupations have wizard robes as their official uniform.

Where's the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.

Looks fun. Unfortunately I've given away my Switch to my cousins children. Maybe they will borrow it to me for a while.