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I volunteer to be paid hermit with a mix of unfortunate cousin and mad influencer.
Don't bother applying, I just got the offer letter for Paid Hermit.
Those still exist, you just need to be wealthy to also be able to live comfortably. Like, I can think of several people who are only famous for their social media and ostentatious posting, we just don't call the bon vivants anymore.
I already got the degen part down, poetry is so so
…actually it’s bad, I need a smoke now
OP, let's go bowling!
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I am already the Unfortunate Cousin; however, it seems to be an unpaid internship...
It ain't me.
It ain't me.
Im definetly not fuzzin'.
It ain't me.
It ain't me.
I'm no unfortunate cousin
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