All words are made up

Watch out, I hear that if you open those it's pretty much impossible to close them

SODA!!! =D

Spell failed, target is already afflicted with condition: "IBS"

I'll have you know I was taught how to make potato salad by a Tongan dude who looks nothing like this

But yeah, I resemble the image XD

Frogue

That's a weird looking golf club

Best I could find, it might have to do with how difficult they are to pin in an insect collection

Apparently you need a drill to get through the shell XD

:D

It's honestly a less offensive caricature than I was expecting, considering the time period

It's about on par with the level of caricature the white characters are drawn with

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120 is way better than 100

It's a multiple of every number you can count on your hands except for 7 and 9

A direct improvement over 100, which misses out on 3, 6, 7, 8, and 9 (half of them!)

Yes, officer, this guy right here

3s are just 5s but for heximal, which is the bestimal

11 doesn't get the honorary "even" designation, but its 10's cooler cousin, so it can stay

Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:

I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?

Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Matthew 25:41-46 is a favorite of mine