The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrong
The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrong
The influential idea that in the past men were hunters and women were not isn’t supported by the available evidence
cross-posted from: https://beehaw.org/post/15901115
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My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.
38 0 ReplyHow hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.
3 0 ReplyStrong enough to crush coal into diamond.
3 0 ReplyGet that diamond dick brother
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Wouldn't the men who were "best" at masturbation have the fewest children?
14 0 ReplyCan confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.
1 0 ReplyHave you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening
10 0 ReplyNo, they wouldn't. What does "best" mean in this context, anyway?
8 0 ReplyObvs strongest penis grip.
7 0 ReplySo the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?
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He means they wouldn't need women, because they were THE BEST!
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