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Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so... :'D
230 0 ReplyAfter my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though
49 0 ReplyHow do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?
21 0 Replymight've recovered from long COVID
19 0 ReplyAs she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as 'she was born without the ability to smell'.
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it's a rare wholesome greentext
13 0 ReplyI misread the first twist as "she's dead" and thought anon's love life just took a turn for the worst.
9 0 ReplyMissed a perfect opportunity to say something like "prancing pig in a panic".
3 0 Replyor it was some stupid pun all along
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