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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?
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IIRC from last time, someone on Reddit suggested digging a vertical hole (smaller visual footprint in an aerial search), covering the body with yogurt (to speed up decomp), and then burying a dead animal above the body (to throw off the cadaver dog's handlers).
24 1 ReplyCadaver (or HRD) dog handler here. It'll only confuse the cops, not the dog handler.
12 0 ReplyGotta put crushed up glass between the body and what ever dead thing you buried close to the surface to discourage digging
8 0 ReplyFuck no, that would only encourage digging because it's too suspicious.
9 0 ReplyGood point. Perhaps we also put up a cautionary sign that reads, “Warning: Crushed glass below. Do not dig. No corpses buried at this site.”
9 0 ReplyYeah that seems like it should work :D
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By the animals not investigators...if they're looking there you're already fucked
1 0 ReplyThe animals don't do any digging. They just report the death smell, and the handlers then have to dig and confirm why the dog reported.
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