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Sharks are older than trees.
They're older than a lot of things. Land plants, Yellowstone, appendages,dinosaurs, doritos.
106 0 ReplySharks are older than trees.
But are younger than the mountains.
52 0 ReplyYellowstone
Well....
18 0 ReplyThe geologic processes that led to the formation of the Appalachian Mountains started 1.1 billion years ago.
There's no shark without Mountain Mama
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Ehhhh they're younger than some mountains though. There are ranges that are over a billion years old, but the Himalayas are "only" some 40-70 million years old, depending on when you start counting (40-50 if you actually start from being mountains, 70 if you start from "ground moves up")
15 0 ReplyThey're mountains when it's impressive that I can throw a football over them.
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Why did I read this to the tune of colors of the wind…
7 0 ReplySharks are older than the grinning bobcat
4 0 ReplyBut are they older than why he grins?
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Some of it.
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I refuse to believe any animal is older than doritos
24 0 ReplyNo they are wrong. Doritos are eternal.
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What do you think the first several hundreds of millions of years were like before they had Doritos?
11 0 ReplyAppendages? Like, fins?
8 0 ReplyHe's thinking of penguins
6 0 ReplyLike appendix I imagine.
3 1 ReplyAren't appendages external?
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