You wouldn't download an 80s rock band and keep them under your bed so they could play your tunes whenever you like, would you?
Nah, I would download Britney Spears though. At least when I was a kid, I would have. And a car. Actually I would download porn if I could.
I admire the vandal because I wouldn't do the things I say on-line in the real life. My your cardboard be admired by millions as an art form my friend!