Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

Was this some iteration of "straight men don't care about aesthetics, they care about function" type of thing??

Because that's such a boring existence. I'm sorry your dad hates aesthetics. I hope you've found your own tastes despite him.

TBH, it's quite gay to be infatuated with exhausts...