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It's actually really sad that Gilgamesh died before podcasting. He would've had the best stories
I really feel like we missed out on his segment where, once every episode, he and Enkidu riff on a rapid-fire series of Ur-Mama jokes.
Ur-Mama so fat that they had to widen the gates of Uruk to let him pass
Reported for misgendering the former king of Lagash.
Or not. Ur-Mama was so incompetent that his rule eventually led to Sargon of Akkad's shitty YouTube channel.
Furthermore, Ur-Mama's public health policies were so lax that a dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing, I'll open this one."
Reported for misgendering the former king of Lagash.
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