Clint Howard gets like that when there's a full moon, even if it's still daytime

This is kind of where I landed on Odyssey. It has the bones of a decent Witcher 3 clone, but dear god it is tedious as fuck if you try to 100% the Steam/UPlay achievements. It's almost the No Man's Sky problem due to the sheer scope, even though it's not an infinite/procedurally generated world. Still, the initial exploration is pretty chill, especially if you get one of the women's choir ship's crews. Sometimes all you really need out of life is a gaggle of sirens or Ares cultists singing a song to remind you not to piss off Poseidon.

Democratic Party staffers standing by with crowbars waiting to pry the lid off of Mumm-Ra's sarcophagus if Biden croaks during the debate

Born too late to send death threats over RC Pro AM, born too soon to send death threats over Assassin's Creed: Boston Marathon

Rosa Luxemburg would have disavowed her for making Tabby a wrestling heel character, and Natalie not only knows this, but has to sleep at night with this knowledge lurking in her subconscious.

At least PhilosophyTube had the wherewithal to become a man-hating lesbian witch in a Star War. And basically the same thing in Baldur's Gate 3. And basically the same thing again in Gambo Thrones. If it spares us from cringe musings about how China and North Korea Bad interspersed with otherwise tolerable long-form video essay content, then fuck it, good enough

CIA got her with the pill addiction gun, and then with the DNC shill gun, and then with the "guest spot on Hillary Clinton's podcast" gun

Don't you get it? If Trump wins, it will be the literal apocalypse by March of 2025! But if Biden is reelected, the great US and A will continue to prosper for much longer, until at least mid-April!

Average Spirit Airlines flight

Depends on the source of the shit and if the shitter is capable of consenting to having their shit eaten.

defenders of human rights

You're missing a component here:

Kamala initiating a purge of her detractors in a baffling Pinochet-esque fashion in which she throws them out of coconut trees

Kamala as Starscream or Beast-Man kind of checks out

Mandate of You Know, The Thing

Can't even get an ice cold hot dog in Congress anymore because of woke

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