For some reason this is so funny to me. I always welcome laughing at the somewhat British way I mentally pronounce some things (like "odd", for some reason), so thanks for the laugh.
I dunno. I aim to be the older gay man who's light switches have indecent plates, and who has artistic nudes around the apartment. It's not so much that I enjoy those things for myself, but just that I'd rather anyone entering my apartment be auto-filtered out. I don't need people with no sense of humor or sticks up their proverbial butts.
... Sticks up their actual butts could be a great conversation starter, though.